Discussion in 'Humor' started by needagal, May 10, 2013.
"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything"--Marilyn Manroe
Next, please !
It isn’t enough for you to love money; it’s also necessary that money should love you. — - Kin Hubbard
Girls have an unfair advantage over men:
If they can’t get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
“It is difficult to understand the universe if you only study one planet”
― Miyamoto Musashi
Hahaha.. I like that one.
I'm as pure as the driven slush
(can't remember who ... but I've always liked it )
"A bore is someone who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it."
If the fool would persist in his folly he would become wise.
the secret to a long life is getting up every morning
All mushrooms are edible ... some of them only once
“How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?”
― Zsa Zsa Gabor
The hedge sparrow fed the cuckoo so long, it got it's head bit off by it's young
Shakespeare - King Lear.
"I think you can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow". - Janis Joplin
Separate names with a comma.