Quotes and Wisdom

Discussion in 'Humor' started by needagal, May 10, 2013.

  1. needagal

    needagal Member

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    "If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything"--Marilyn Manroe

    Next, please !
     
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    here for humor Guest

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    It isn’t enough for you to love money; it’s also necessary that money should love you. — - Kin Hubbard
     
  3. needagal

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    Girls have an unfair advantage over men:

    If they can’t get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.

    Yul Brynner
     
  4. Justin_Hale

    Justin_Hale ( •_•)⌐■-■ ...(⌐■_■)

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    “It is difficult to understand the universe if you only study one planet”
    ― Miyamoto Musashi
     
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  5. AmericanTerrorist

    AmericanTerrorist Bliss

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    Hahaha.. I like that one. :D
     
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    Lord Acton
     
  7. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    I'm as pure as the driven slush

    (can't remember who ... but I've always liked it :) )
     
  8. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

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    "A bore is someone who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it."

    -Henry Ford
     
  9. BlackBillBlake

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    If the fool would persist in his folly he would become wise.

    William Blake.
     
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    thedope glad attention Lifetime Supporter

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    the secret to a long life is getting up every morning

    grandpa
     
  11. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    All mushrooms are edible ... some of them only once
     
  12. BlondeSunshine

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    “How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?”
    Zsa Zsa Gabor

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    The hedge sparrow fed the cuckoo so long, it got it's head bit off by it's young

    Shakespeare - King Lear.
     
  14. MeAgain

    MeAgain Dazed & Confused Lifetime Supporter Super Moderator

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    "I think you can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow". - Janis Joplin
     
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  15. Justin_Hale

    Justin_Hale ( •_•)⌐■-■ ...(⌐■_■)

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5SNAluOj6U
     

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