Quote of the year.....

Every time you read a quote that you think is the funniest thing you've seen all year, post it here. At the end of the year I'll get them all together and listed for nomination, and we'll vote.

I'll start with this one

 

Let's be logic about this whole thing: anything I say could be the quote of the year.

Everything I say is magnificent. Who can argue this?

I am beautiful.

I shine (not shoeshine though).​

 

DAMN YOU!! I just went trawling through Relayers threads to find my favourite quote and yes, it's yours!!

 

I have no pleasure in saying this - I told you so...I told you so...I told you so...I told you so...I told you so...I told you so...I told you so...I told you so...I told you so...I told you so...I told you so...I told you so...I told you so...I told you so...I told you so...I told you so...I told you so...I told you so...I told you so...I told you so...I told you so...I told you so...I told you so...I told you so...I told you so...I told you so...I told you so...I told you so...(takes a kleenex to clean his hands of white-gel-like-stuff...).

 

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Too bad I'm too lazy to find the exact quote, but I'minmyunderwear said it and it was on the topic of masturbation and it being psychologically addictive and he said something like, "Fuck that, I'm physically addicted. I have to jack off every two hours or I start throwing up and get the shakes." He says almost all of my favorite quotes. What a witty soul.

 

Quotes or gtfo......

 

what a typical me thing to say too...:cheers2:

 

This thread needs to be locked now that we all know that I have the best quote and I'm the coolest of the coolest.

 

I like this one.

 

I am not participating in this because I am to lazy to look it up:ack2:

 

Ladies and Germs of the Academy,​

It is with great humility and not much of a surprise that I find out that I've won again, this year, the prize of the greatest quote of the year.​

I would like to thank you all for your obvious good sense of taste.​

What I find difficult is that I am the best and once you are the greatest there is, you wind up asking yourself where you are to go. But, I continually amaze even myself, yes, with that great talent.​

You ask, how come I'm so great. There are two kinds of great people. The first kind is the person who works hard and sweats at it. Then, there's the other kind - the person full of talent where everything just falls into place because they are great. I am the second one.​

I would like to mention names, but, I know that I, a God among ants would only emphasize negative competetiveness - all of you want my attention. I don't like that kind of behavior but, at the same time, I understand it. It is natural to want to be like me - although impossible. It is natural to want to be with me, hoping that some of my greatness could - even by a rate of .00001% stick to you. It is normal to want to be seen with me - it hightens your social card. I know all these things - and it's alright - all of you are a little different from me - you are imperfect.​

Once again, thank you for this award which I accept.​

You may now close this thread as this year's quote of the year winner has been selected.​

Friend!​

 

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roflmao! That wasn't the picture, but good try!

 

Guys guys guys. You don't have to go digging up old posts. This is going to run through the end of the year and we'll pick them out as they come up and paste them in here.

You guys make even the most simple ideas soooooooooooooooooooo complicated......

 

like i've said, probably thousands of times already, the people here need to be locked up, far far away from the public.

 

lol. anne hathaway actually looks tan in comparison to her bathrobe.

 

what are you getting at? undies's average, every-day post is funnier than your most epic attempt. and he doesn't make himself constipated trying.

 

it's in my signature.