so yesterday i got a call from the navy recruiter saying that a "window" openede up which allows ged grads to get into the navy every so often with out the college classes..so i rushed up there spent the whole day doing paperwork..then i pulled the officer aside and asked about dirty urine.and he told me that it would be better for me to wait till next window which could be forever.because if i failed this Drug test id never have a chance to get into the navy...so as of april 1'st i smoked my last blunt..really sucks cause ididnt think i was gonna have to quit so soon..but its part of growing up.still have a stoners personallity though ..i guess i needed this though...its been kinda old smoking 3 to 5 blunts a day not to mention not even gettin high half the time.....im more worried about gettin into top shape anyways..
is there any real detox's that work..?cause the last time i smoked was april 1st and my test would be the second.....and he said if i can make clean piss then so be it
well today is april 3rd. so im assuming your talking about 2nd next month. average is 30 days to get your system clean, but if you have been smoking 3-5 blunts daily and only getting half high..... Id advise you to start jogging for 30min every morning, going to the sauna straight after, drinking alot of water (now even) and maybe buying some piss tests to practise and see if your clean before the date. this or get someones clean piss.
took me a week. smoked on sunday, went to the recruiters on wednesday, he told me that i hadn't come in that day, i could come in on friday/ saturday for the "first" time. and to drink a lot of water Navy recruiters are great, what did you get on you ASVAB? I started having anxiety attacks, and they let me go home. I was in school to be an FC, and my whole class got tomahawk orders, but then i left. It was great fun, just don't do anything stupid.
whew. I scored high, (96, everyone's response was "Holy Shit!" the recruiter, my parents, and my uncles, and one of my uncles only beat me by 1 point) thats why i got in so quick. I chose a rate and told them i didn't care when they shipped me out, i was gone in less than 2 weeks. i didn't even have time to put in 2 weeks notice at my job! see if you can take it again, and practice puzzles and brain teasers. I did really crappy on the number association (my uncle did great, became a sort of cryptologist) but I have a visual mind, so the pulleys, and "what shape fits the puzzle" were easy. If you can take it again, you won't get screwed in the long run, and you'll get more choices. lots of water, do lots of push ups, sit ups and run A LOT! in boot our Chief wanted everyone to do 60-60-12 60 push ups in 2 minutes, 60 sit ups in 2 minutes, and a mile and a half in less than 12 minutes. my fastest was 12min 30 sec. ne way, you can ask me whatever you want, and I'll try to answer.
