Quick Questions And Answers For You From Me

1. What is your occupation?

Im a Corkscrew tester


2. What color are your socks right now?

Skin colour



3. What are you listening to right now?

The voices in my head


4. What was the last thing that you ate?

A mosquito that was flying around my room.


5. Can you drive a stick shift?

Stick Shift?....what, is that the name of the new Ford?


6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?

Multi coloured


7. Last person you spoke to on the phone?

Zeus


9. How old are you today?

Im old enough not to answer that.


10. Favorite drink:

A double decafinated half-caff with a twist of lemon.


11. What is your favorite sport to watch?

Stand-up comedians getting heckeled.


12. Have you ever dyed your hair?

Yes, when I had hair.


15. Favorite food?

McDonalds breakfast.


16. What was the last movie you watched?

Trudy Does Texas.


17. Favorite day of the year?

Any day I recieve gifts for doing nothing.


18. What do you do to vent anger?

Drink straight Vodka........through a straw.


19. What was your favorite toy as a child?

My Steve Austin 6 Million Dollar Man.


20. What is your favorite, fall or spring ?

Both


21. Hugs or kisses?

Depends on how ugly the other person is.


22. Cherries or Blueberry?

Straight or with cheese?


23. Do you want your friends to pm you back?

Why not?


24. Who is most likely to respond?

Not sure anyone will.


25. Who is least likely to respond?

My imaginary friend, Bob.


26. Living arrangements?

You take the couch.


27. When was the last time you cried?

Im doing it now......how long is this shit?!!!


28. What is on the floor of your closet?

A 9mm Beretta


29. What did you do last night?

Slept.


30. favorite smells?

me.


31. What inspires you?

My reflection.


32. What are you afraid of?

Getting a headache while writing this.


33. Plain, cheesy, or spicy hamburgers?

Spicy!!


34. Favorite dog breed?

A cross between a Shitsu and a Bulldog..........


35. Number of keys on your key ring?

124......im a school janitor.


36. How many years at your current job?

Dont you mean weeks?


37. Favorite day of the week?

Monday


38. How many states have you lived in?

Dont live in the US.


39. Favorite holiday?

Im living it.


40. Ever driven a Motorcycle or heavy machinery?

Yes


41. Who's your favorite NFL team?

Dont have one


42. Do you have a house phone that is NOT cordless?

no


43. 10 inches of snow or 100 degree weather?

Snow and then the heat


44. If you could have any occupation in the world, what would it be?

Forum moderator


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