question for women only; when jesus was on the planet and if you had the oppurtunity,

Discussion in 'Christianity' started by ChiefCowpie, Nov 6, 2004.

  1. ChiefCowpie

    ChiefCowpie hugs and bugs

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    would you've married him?
     
  2. bandit28

    bandit28 Member

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    I am tired of your idiocy. Grow the hell up.
     
  3. ChiefCowpie

    ChiefCowpie hugs and bugs

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    if you're tired, take a nap
     
  4. Lucy_In_The_Sky

    Lucy_In_The_Sky Member

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    So irrelevant. Get a life, please.
     
  5. Genesis

    Genesis Member

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    lmao.


    odd i heard people in class discussing just that question and then they spooted on about mary magdelin being the partner of Jesus Christ......kids these days
     
  6. hailtothekingbaby

    hailtothekingbaby Yowzers!

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  7. Ayesha

    Ayesha Member

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    Well... I could fall in love with him... :)
     
  8. arlia

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    jesus is more of a brother figure to me
     
  9. headymoechick

    headymoechick I have no idea

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    I agree with arlia I don't think I could be attracted to jesus in that way but it would be nice to have him as part of the family!
     
  10. arlia

    arlia Members

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    id love to plat is hair!!!
    or give him dreads!
    how much would that rock!
     
  11. ChiefCowpie

    ChiefCowpie hugs and bugs

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    its all well and good to think of jesus as a brother... elder brother, one who is of great wisdom and love but let's say you were not born into his family and jesus is checking you out and flirting with you and you're getting the feeling that he's coming on to you... what would you do?... plus he's drop dead gorgeous
     
  12. POPthree13

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    Oh I would marry him. If it weren't banned by law... LOL
     
  13. BlackGuardXIII

    BlackGuardXIII fera festiva

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    The information I have definitely points to them being a couple. Even the bible has a few clues in it. The wedding at Canaa, for instance. Why would Jesus' mother be the one to procure more wine when it was gone? That is the grooms family's responsibility. If she was just a guest, that would be very odd behaviour, and should be noted as such.
    Jesus is called Rabbi three times in the Bible, and it was a requirement that one must be married to be a Rabbi, so if he was not, it should have raised questions, and been mentioned. Even if only to explain why He did not have to follow the rules.
    Jesus promoted marriage as a good thing, and if He wanted to experience life as a mortal, why would he not do that which he promoted?
    The disciples ask Jesus more than once why he confided in her things he did not tell them. She was clearly very close to him.
     
  14. BlackGuardXIII

    BlackGuardXIII fera festiva

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    If I was a woman, I would definitely leave the door ajar......
     
  15. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    i think jesus was a great husband.
     
  16. ChiefCowpie

    ChiefCowpie hugs and bugs

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    i suppose since there is nothing in jesus' teachings that suggests he is opposed to homosexual sex, how about if you were a man and jesus started coming on to you?
     
  17. gnrm23

    gnrm23 Senior Member

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    i would thmack 'im thilly...





    (sorry, just couldn't resist...)
     
  18. Peppy

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    ooo but think, if touching his cloak could heal you, and if sampson's hair gave him his strength, put the two together and touching Jesus hair might be a bit too much extreme power. i bet it even perfumed itself and that is why judas was so pissed off when the woman poured all that perfume on him, he was just jealouse and thaught he needed it more.
     
  19. Peppy

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    Jesus is of the order of Melkezidek, as in not that of the Levites (beaing of the tribe of Judah) he was not a "Rabbi" as in Jewish preist, he was "Rabbi" as in Teacher, and "The Great high Priest"

    as for Jesus being gay, not really wanting to fuel your fire too much, but have you not heard the rhumours about Joh Barzebedee "the one who Jesus loved"!
     
  20. ChiefCowpie

    ChiefCowpie hugs and bugs

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    i haven't heard the rumour... please share
     

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