question for the girls: how do you feel about getting eaten out

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by DroneLore, Apr 23, 2008.

  1. DroneLore

    DroneLore h8rs gon h8, I stay based

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    If a random chick approached almost any guy and asked to suck their dick, i don't think many would object. if i asked a girl if she'd let me eat her out, is she gonna be like no or would she be like, 'hell yea' like a guy would? i've never eaten a girl out before (im actually a uber virgin) but it's something i genuinely would like to do
     
  2. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    I'm pretty sure your average girl would slap you in the face.
    That's not saying she doesn't want it, but girls have been conditioned to deny themselves sexual pleasure, while men are constantly in search of it.
    Plus women get the stigma of slut, whore, ect.

    You'd be better off talking to the girl, getting her in bed, and then showing off your pussy eating skills.
     
  3. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    "hey baby.. lemme munch on your snatch, huh?"... i think that line would have them eating from your butt cheeks
     
  4. young_hippy_4:20

    young_hippy_4:20 Member

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    and why did you put this thread on the marijuana forum is beyond me!
     
  5. Subliminal89

    Subliminal89 A Tokémon Master

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    but an awesome one at that! very interesting!
     
  6. DroneLore

    DroneLore h8rs gon h8, I stay based

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    this is the off topic marijuana forum isn't it?
     
  7. PharmaPhunk

    PharmaPhunk Banned

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    ugh last time I ate vagin0r I had pubes stuck in my teeth for weeks. [​IMG]
     
  8. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    I also feel that having someone eat your pussy is a lot more personal than having your dick sucked. When you lick someone's pussy you are opening them, going inside of their body, seeing them exposed. With dick sucking, its less intimate.

    Jeez, these pussy licking threads are making me really horny.
     
  9. nakilarx

    nakilarx Member

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    I truly feel bad for you. Why would you do it if she had alot of hair tho?
     
  10. zakarrah

    zakarrah Member

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    I agree..you'd probably get slapped..Now about 2 yrs ago I had the marvelous good fortune of meeting a guy who worked at a major airline. It was getting late and I was stranded at the aiport.He helped me reschedule my return flight and helped me find a hotel for the night. We chatted and I knew that he was interested..He asked if he could call me sometime and I gave him my cell number. While he was walking me out to the hotel shuttle bus he told me that he would love to eat my pussy..I was like..mmmmm..not a bad idea..the trip so far had been a disaster..why not make it good?? He called me when he got out of work that night and he came to my hotel room..we just talked for about 2 hrs..When he was getting ready to leave ,we kissed and he said that he wanted to taste my other lips and the next thing you know I was naked, legs up in the air,he was completely dressed and he was eating my pussy for hours..demonstrating his considerable skills..That was all that happened that night..all he wanted..Needless to say the trip ended much better than it started out..Not quite the same as a stranger but very close ...
     
  11. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    that makes two of us
     
  12. Mother's Love

    Mother's Love Generalist

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    you probably want to be past the 'uber virgin' stage before you try it. you don't want to be uncomfortable, and make her uncomfortable. and dont forget to ask what she likes.

    and for the love of all thats holy, dont forget to shave! theres nothing more uncomfortable than sitting on a porcupine.
     
  13. TheShow

    TheShow Senior Member

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    free floss man free floss

    I love me a hairy snatch. I once dated a girl who could've made industrial strength rope out of her pubes and they were about as long as my arm. It was awesome.
     
  14. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    Did you change your thing?!
     
  15. paperPlanes285

    paperPlanes285 Member

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    i'd say no if it was some random dude
    i mean if youre alone and already hooking up and shit then it's not weird to ask...
     
  16. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    I think it all depends on the dude. If I was ever asked, if the person wast all pervy about it, and it was made clear that was all he wanted, i might go for it.
     

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