Question and answer Thread

Boredom has set in

Pretty simple, i ask a question and the person below me answers it, and then they ask a question. And so on






"2012, nervous at all?"

 

A little.

But realistically, I don't think the ratings were so good that it will get a sequel. So I'm fairly calm about it.

"Do you keep your socks in pairs?"

 

If I can be bothered to pair them after they've been in the wash, yes. I do try to. Cus when I'm lazy and I don't pair them, and go to pick up some socks, I only pick up the ones that are paired. So I end up with a box of un-paired socks that one day I'll pair up.

"Have you ever had an operation?"

 

On my nizose. Broke in two places. Looked as if I was eating out of a cows side. Booger rocks.


When will dr dre realize he is my biological father?

 

When he starts writing decent music again.

"What would you do if you were the middle piece of the human centipede?"

 

Start a double direction mexican wave.

What instruments can you play?

 

Bass guitar



What number would you want to be in a 14 man human centipede?

 

number 1. I ain't eating no ones arsehole.

Is their an alternative to tucking my huge penis into my sock? if so what?

 

Give it back to the guy you stole it from, and stop hiding it in your sock, it's disgusting and obvious. Hide it in a bag or something.


(Alternate answer was: Ohhh Yeah *Dirty winks* )


What is a good question for me to ask?

 

If I asked you for all your belongings.... would your answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?

Did I just win?

 

Yes. I just lost the game.

How many polar bears do you have in your back garden?

 

zero,

how many bowls of cereal have you eaten in your lifetime?

 

420,000


How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a teletubbie?

 

2 - one in the bum, and one in its mouth




Would you get down and dirty with a 63 year old woman? if she was really hot..

 

No doubt!

What is you main motivation in life?

 

getting to know Justin Bieber

What do you like to do in a rainy day?

 

Knit and watch films!

Do you like Harry Potter?

 

Just watched Half Blood Prince with the sis. Not even shitting you

Is spending the next 6 months of pay on restoring my car a wise move?

 

In my opinion....no. But I'm not a car buff in the slightest. However if thats what tickles your pickle then I guess do it.

So just how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

 

On a good day around 420 licks.


How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a peach?