Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: That's not funny!

 

Feminist... lol

 

Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Two ... but don't ask how they got there!

 

What's the difference between a woman and a lightbulb?

 

You can shut the light off?

 

Nah ... once the lightbulb's turned on, it stays turned on, even if you ignore it for a couple of hours while you watch the footy

 

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

 

In the daytime you can do without a lightbulb in the kitchen

Sexist jokes are funny

 

I agree

how do you make a woman cum?


who cares.

 

If a man hits his wife with his car, whose fault is it?

 

His, he shoulda let her get in the front seat before he backed up.

Or


Hers, she shoulda been driving because he is an idiot, hahaha

Guy says to other guy, what happened to the clunky noise in the front of your truck? Other guys says she rides in the back now.

 

lightbulbs don't mind if you screw other lightbulbs

 

Why do women have smaller feet then men? Because they need to get up close to the kitchen sink and laundry machine.

 

She was getting moist-she said "Pug,turn off the light-tonight,you can put it up my arse".
Next thing,she's screaming and struggling...


....I suppose I should've let the bulb cool first.....

 

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. Politicians are used to screwing things up.

 

I met my buddy One-armed-Dave.
"Wotcha Dave,what're you up to,mate?"
"I'm about to change this light bulb".
"Hmm...won't that be a bit difficult for you mate-want me to do it?"
"No,changing it won't be difficult-I kept the receipt"

 

What takes up 12 parking spaces?
A: 6 Women drivers.

 

I don't know, but they would have to be awfully small!