putting toothpaste on your nipples

Ok I know this sounds stupid, but I was doing research about the orange peel and toothpaste thing..and I came up with a result that was really weird. Apparently people are trying to get high by putting toothpaste on their nipples. It sounds stupid and pointless..and I read countless sites of people being like "yeah it works." So what is up with this pasting thing? Is it real or bullshit?

 

Why dont you see for yourself? I dont see how toothpaste could be harmful to your nipples. Fucking internet i tell ya.

 

if putting toothpaste in your mouth doesn't get you high, I don't see how putting toothpaste on your nipples would be any different.

can't see how it would hurt though.

 

Just make some goddamned Jenkem and get it over with dude.

 

I'm not gonna do jenkem, and I'm also not gonna put toothpaste on my nipples. Ill smoke some weed

 

Yeah, it can't hurt. But there are really no ingredients in toothpaste that can get you high.

 

I dropped toothpaste on the head of my dick before, and let me tell you, It can HURT a LOT it burns like pain..

may as well use ben gay or icy hot

 

What happened to the good ole days when we smoked, snorted and shot up our drugs.

 

I would love to see these "countless sites" that say it works that you found in your "research" on toothpaste+orange peels, and yet you somehow didn't find that these are urban myths and can be disproved in a million ways, not the least of which is just considering that if toothpaste on nipples got you high, why is toothpaste so cheap and plentiful, and how come no one you know has ever done it or heard of it? If LSD can be made with cheap toothpaste and orange peels, why is LSD so rare and hard to find? Use the noggin

 

First, won't the toothbrush be a wee bit rough on the nipples? What brand of toothpaste? Where does one get a nipplebrush & nipplepaste?

 

i think the people that posted that were already high and then put the toothpaste on their nipples.

 

yes, but if your wife looses her toothbrush again, you may have to take one for the team

 

I would supply links to the sites people said it worked..but my phone is all I have for internt and at home it takes forever to load different web pages. Just trust me look it up for yourself and you'll find ppl who say that it worked for them. Regardlesss I know this was a silly question I just saw it all over the internet and decided to ask about it out of curiosity. Itsn ot something I wanna do. I found out recently that its a joke that started from 4chan

 

If it worked, then millions of people would be getting buzzed every day just by brushing their teeth. LOL

 

notsobrightness

 

hey man u dont need to be mean. i know it was a dumb question i just felt like posting about it to see what people would say about it.

 

I jacked off with every lotion, cream, toothpastes, gels, in the medicine cabinet when discovering myself.. so have all the other guys..

 

i dont know what your talking about, i never jacked off with ben gay.....besides that ummmm yeah everything else available in the wonder years i tried.

 

I lucked out on the bengay cause my parents thought it stunk.. got a sore muscle .. :

 

was it sore because of the ben gay or because of the overactivity?

 

so a while after I was visiting this thread, my wife and I were looking at something together on the computer and she randomly asks, "Why does your google search bar say, "rubbing toothpast on your nipples high".

I had to show her this thread to exonerate myself.