Guys, ever had a boner in an inconvenient place and at an inconvenient time? Get caught? Girls, ever caught a poor guy with a hard-on out and about?
One of the best ways out of adolescent confusion is to be cool about the natural happenings of the adolescent body. It ain't embarassing, nor funny, nor a public proclamation of your sexuality. It's natural. To handle it with a "see what you do to me?," or ,"These ragging hormones sure do get me goin!," is a show of maturity. To poke fun or laugh at your own testosterone is just seventh gradish! Whaddya mean, "get caught?" Man, it's life at its fullest. Enjoy it, cherish it, and for pete's sake OWN IT!!
The most embarrsing was for a guy I went to school who got one right as he was walking on stage to accept a award, it was very noticible, I felt sorry for the guy, but he was asked out by the end of the night!
Its weird i have always had control over that. If im in public i just dont get an erection. Or like if im on stage or something i dont stop to think about anything that would turn me on, maybe i concentrate on other things too much.
For some reason, when we were at school, my friends and I often used to get them on the top deck of buses (for those that don't know, buses in the UK have a lower deck and an upper deck). We never could work out why. We usually had to cover them with our bags or jackets if they hadn't gone down by the time we had to get off the bus.
NRB's (no reason boner) happen to me all the time. when I used to go to church, it would happen ever week about 10 minutes into the sermon. If I've ever been "caught" no one has had the poor taste to come tell me about it. I mean, yes, I have a boner, and yes, I am aware of that. No, I can't make it go away.
The most embarrassing time for me was when I was in hospital once and a nurse -- who I thought was cute -- took me for a bath. I kept waiting for her to leave the room so that I could undress - but she didn't!
The clearest memory I have of this happening was at an office job, and I pop a NRB. As long as I stay seated, no one will know, least of all the smokin hot senior manager I answer to. I have the dumbest luck sometimes. She comes into my cubicle and needs to do something on my computer meaning I gotta get out of my chair, or have her stand over me while I'm hunched over. I grab a binder and hold it in front of me as I stand up and she sits. And I have 'rearview' mirrors on my monitor, so I cant adjust behind her back. I put the binder back on my desk and just sort of hunch over behind her and do the subtle adjustment where it looks like I'm scratching an itch on my thigh (some of you guys know what I'm talking about). It gets better. Suddenly, the fire alarms are going off. Hunching isnt going to work to evacuate the building. I panick and grab the binder and hold it in front of me as I hobble towards the emergency exit. Not too long after I get outside, the boner is gone, and Im left holding an empty binder for absolutely no reason.
iv got two stories here, one was when i was in pe class(gym class) we were about 15 and a boy we will call him 'X' he got a hard on in the middle of class because one of the female gymnasts in our class got told to show us what she could do, and she did handstands and kartwheels, and someone pointed out that X had a raging hard on, people took the mick out of him for weeks lol i kinda felt sorry for him. the other time was myself, i shared a bed with a female friends, and we had been drinking, i gave her a hug and a small kiss goodnight and she turns round and says sarcasticaly, "would you like to prod me with that again?" i felt really imbarrased but she laughed it off and said not to worry
