project chanology

Sometime before January 16, 2008, anonymous decided it was time to spread the message of LRH and expose the greed, corruption, and general faggotry of the Church of Scientology to the world. This message became known as PROJECT CHANOLOGY, which is a covert LOL overt plan to subjugate CoS by any means necessary. The plan and its tactics closely mirror the Church's own "Fair Game" policies which it uses to justify IRL trolling of anyone who crosses them including its own members. PROJECT CHANOLOGY (aka Operation Chanology and Operation CoSplay) and its phases are currently in various stages of completion and will end only in the utter ruination of Scientology. PC is also notable for being considered serious business; when in fact it is whatever you make it. You can help by realizing PC 's broad subversive and ultimately satirical nature.



Timeline of Events

• 1/16/08- PROJECT CHANOLOGY begins.

• 1/17/08- Scientology.org down. A mirror of this epic event is located at http://epicscientologywar.ytmnd.com/

• 1/18/08- Slowpoke raiders show up on the scheduled day. Site still down. Also, Cloverfield can derelict my balls, capEtan.

• 1/19/08- Still pissy, site still down, along with the dianetics hotline (1-800-367-8788) or (01342 318229) if you're a britfag, which have been rickrolled to death.

• 1/20/08- Site is up and down throughout the day. Media begins to take notice.

• 1/21/08 - Official declaration of war and message to scientology on Jewtube released. Moar media take notice redirecting additional traffic to scientology.org. The general Internet populace now see Anonymous as the good guys. Splongcat releases secret CoS documents to the Internet. PROJECT CHANOLOGY reaches the tipping point OTI.

TOM CRUISE ORDERS EMERGENCY EVACUATION OF CoS SERVERS CoS used the downtime to moves scientology.org server from it's own server farm to a secure data center owned by Prolexic Technologies, which specializes in DDoS-resilient hosting services. Anonymous is encouraged to call Prolexic at +1 (954) 620-6002, fax them at +1 (954) 925-6642, or e-mail them at sales@prolexic.com to congratulate them on winning the CoS hosting contract. You can also contact their emergency team at 911@prolexic.com .

• 1/22/08- In retaliation to the constant assualt by anonymous, The Church of Scientology had political prisoner Heath Ledger put to death.

• 1/23/08 Anonymous has delivered, another super secret dox released. (not splongcats) Download and re-upload before the CoS can take it down! FOR GREAT JUSTICE! [1]

• 1/24/08

• Scientology.org Site Temporarily Unavailable.

Sorry, the site you requested is currently unavailable. It will be available as soon as possible. Please try again later. Generated Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:36:44 GMT by Prolexic.com (SI1.PHX1/3.0) Then, again, the fastest loading site EVAR

• Scientology.com working

Anon's activities are reported in Sky News and Old Media.

• 1/26/08: ANOP1

The raid on the Church of Scientology of Orlando was a complete success.
YouTube Video #1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfKQ75F0XsA
YouTube Video #2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vez5NO-9o-g
IRC Channel: irc.esylum.net #florida

• 1/28/08

Wise Beard Man bestows his bearded wisdom on Anon.

• 2/2/08

The second raid on the Church of Scientology in Orlando was a smashing success, with over 9000 protesters showing up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55gMByvzFpU

• 2/10/08

The day of reckoning - IRL raids are made of god and win

• 2/15/08

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• 3/15/08

PROFIT!

 

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who cares about scientology...just another false religion..with Tom Cruise as one of its leaders..the richer you are, the higher in the church you are.

 

thats sooooooooooooo nerdy lol. nerd wars! I understood maybe half. Also, whats this bull about putting Ledger to death?

 

we care about the downfall of scientology in its present form. knowledge is free.

 

Scientology is great...

 

i refuse to open any of those links for fear that L ron hubbard's goons will come and steal all my money.

 

for some reason that is all I think when I hear scientology is money..

 

Too much starwars?

 

i think they're still crying about our complete lack of respect in this thread. fuck 'em for babies.

:cheers2:

 

Someone with an agenda??? Here???

Heaven forfend...

 

it's skeery.

 

pfft. i know, right? lurk MOAR.

 

I've said nerdier things talking about my car.