Got any sacrelicious jokes that you want to share with us? I've got one, although it works much better if I were to tell it in person. Why are altar boys' hair parted in the middle? Think about it. EDIT: Oops, sorry, that made no sense (I blame "the pot")
Not my best work but I wrote this Top Ten list back in 2002 when then Cardinal Bernard Law, the Archbishop of Boston resigned in disgrace, after one of the priests in his charge was alleged to have raped or molested 130 young boys. Cardinal Bernard Law's Top Ten Pet Peeves 10) Cardinal knowledge 9) Hot teen boy confessions 8) Altar boys who refuse to swallow the host 7) Smart-ass vandals who paint an E on the rectory sign 6) Priests who subscribe to 'Boys Life' just to read the articles 5) Priests who adopt a 'Hands-on' approach to troubled teens 4) When a bleeding rectum is heralded as a sign of Stigmata 3) Frivolous lawsuits filed by gay male parishioners 2) When Holy Water is a Golden shower 1) When that's not a Catholic Missal under his robe
