potty mouth mothers

my mom just called someone a dumb fuck

 

sounds like my old man

 

haha, im always gettin called names... my ma is always cursin...
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we mind these to kids, and one of them cursed
she said DONT BE CURSING bla bla
then he went to throw someting and she said put that fuckin thing down....then mumbled...little basterd

 

i once flicked off my mom through a door. totally didn't see the mirror on the wall. lol

 

My grandparents on my mothers side always used to walk around and curse under their breath. Now my mom has been afflicted with this same genetic disorder. It's kinda funny to see how simple mundane activities like grabbing a door nob or walking up the stairs will
cause them to repetitively say 'shit shit shit' over and over.

 

When my mom says fuck, it's about the funniest thing in the world.

 

I'm aweful when it comes to cussing, I've toned it down a lot around the kids... when I'm driving, now that is a different story....

I'm generally quiet, when i do talk it's usually along the lines of:

Fucking go it's green!

The speed limit is 55, what the fuck are you doing?

Use a fuckin' turn signal...

Dumb fuck.

Dumb ass.

Fucking dumb ass.

What the fuck is this guy doing?

Are you fucking serious?

 

I try to cuss as much as possible around kids.

 

I'm sure you do.

 

That's a jail-able offense, Pavel! You rebel, you!

 

My dad was always the toilet mouth, but my mom will say a few words now and again...she's allowed, her kids are all grown.

 

It's only a jail-able offense if you keep on saying "I'm gonna fuck you, you little fucker!"

 

same.
But I still don't think I have ever heard my mom say Fuck. She mostly says "shit" and "goddamn"- which is really funny coming from her toosweet southern accent and baby voice.

 

Fuck is that one word that would only come out when I did something that would reaaaally piss of my mom.

When she would say the word fuck, I would instantly take a second and assess whether or not I was being a little brat.

 

I think it's sort of healthy if kids hear their parents cursing from time to time.

 

LMAO...oh god, that's funny.

 

my dad has a filthy mouth, but my mom only curses in Italian

 

my mom's favorite dirty word is "son of a peapicker."


she does cuss from time to time, but it's not common.

 

pitacca!

 

I have to give my mom "the look" when she swears around my kids sometimes. She always follows with an "oops, sorry!" Not that she swears very often though.

Me, I don't swear around my kids at all. Although when I'm driving I tend to call people idiots and morons a lot. So now when we're in the car, my kids will start shouting "go you stupid moron!" and "hello, the light's green you idiot, go, go, go!"

Not swearing persay, but not good for them to be calling people those kind of things either. I'm really *trying* to curb my impatience while driving, but it's sooo hard! If only I could have the road to myself!