post your favorite quote here

~~post Your Favorite Quote~~

 

Serious one....
'you must be the change you see' - Ghandi
Not so serious one....
'what's the point in going out, we're just going to end up back here' - Homer

 

this one time, at band camp......

 

"how doth the little crocodile improve his shining tale, and pour all the waters of the nile onto every single scale" --- i think that's it Alice in wonderland

 

"Never smile at a crocodile" - Fred Penner

"Damn right, I got the blues" - Buddy Guy

"It's kinda like a toothpaste ad without the product" - Neil Young

"Some say poets are naked people" - Bob Dylan

"I'm just a folksinger" - Ani DiFranco

"Shit Happens" - Various Geniuses...

 

GEORGE!!!!!!! DAMN YOU!!!!! thats MY quote!!!!!! and you didn't even get it right


all the quotes in my sig... and.... "i made these goddamn huevos" -OC Ovalbee's gramps

"a poem is a naked person... some people say that I am a poet."

"all I can do is be me, whoever that is. "

"I decided to stick to my own mind"

"well, first of all, god is a woman, we all know that. well, you take it from there."
-all bob dylan


"The proper function of a person is to live, not to exist" -dunno

"besides a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read"
-Groucho

 

"I wonder what kind of masturbation fantasies Stephen King has."
-George Carlin

 

"The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining" - John F. Kennedy

"When you are in any contest you should work as if there were - to the very last minute - a chance to lose it." - Dwight D. Eisenhower

"You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today." - Abraham Lincoln

"It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one." - George Washington

"The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything." - Theodore Roosevelt

"Rarely do great beauty and great virtue dwell together." - Francis Petrarch

 

derek likes politics

 

omg really?!?!?!??!

 

"'i know some new tricks', said the cat in the hat. 'a lot of good tricks, i will show them to you. your mother will not mind at all if i do'" -dr. seuss. pure genius, i tell you.

 

"Be who you are and say what you feel,
because those who mind don't matter,
and those who matter don't mind."

"People with small minds talk about other people. People with average minds talk about events. People with great minds talk about ideas."

 

Close enough.

 

This is really pissing me off, I can't think of any.............
"No soup for you!" - Soup Nazi - Seinfeld

 

i have a few-
"i'm sleeping with my enemy...myself"-courtney love
"and some day you will ache like i ache"-courtney love
"i need you around to remind me what not to become"-kurt cobain
"what's worse, screwing an intern or screwing a country?"-anonymous

 

"i am both man, i am both woman."-ram das
"the point isn't to GET high, it's to BE HIGH"(or something like that)-ram das

 

I have three that i dwell the most on nowadays, and one I just threw in for the hell of it
As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression.
In both instances, there's a twilight where everything remains seemingly unchanged,
and it is in such twilight that we must be aware of change in the air, however slight,
lest we become unwitting victims of the darkness.
-- Supreme Court Justice William O. Douglas

Make no laws whatever concerning speech, and speech will be free;
so soon as you make a declaration on paper that speech shall be free,
you will have a hundred lawyers proving that "freedom does not mean abuse, nor liberty license";
and they will define and define freedom out of existence.
--Voltarine de Cleyre

If I instituted drug testing at Cypress, I would get a brick through my windshield, and I would deserve it.
--T.J. Rogers, President, Cypress Semiconductor

They know how to think. From the Arabs I have learned one thing:
if you are led by Authority, that means you are led by a halter.
-- Adelard, circa 1100 A.D.

 

"the only way to fight dark is with light. the only way to fight hate is with love" -i think it was the late Dr. Rev. Martin Luther King Jr., but i am unsure

 

omfg... you stole my line!

 

*squints so hard it makes a chinaman cry* HAHAH sorry to all you aisan folk.. i love ya..

you know i'm a naked person tho