Post phoaties of your bed

Rain is coming so I decided to give the old bed clothes a wash, looking forward to climbing into those nice cold, clean sheets later after a wine or two...

I prefer to sleep on a hard surface so I made a mattress out of two old duvets. That and a king size pure wool quilt is just the job for curling up for a bit of the old slumbertime.

I love my bed. I bought the quilt cover in holland, I think it's totally groovy. Who wouldn't want to slip into this little love nest with me?

I tried having sex in it once actually, and it was the best sex I'd had in years. Actually it was only sex I'd had in years, if you don't count wanking. The proximity of the mattress with the floor I found comes in very handy for assuming the cunnilingus position.

The after sleep didn't work so well though, it's definitely a one man job when it comes to get getting your head down, in the traditional sense of that anyway.

Anyway I decided to take some phoaties and post them on hip forums, because I have no life.

Fuck mattresses with springs. Fuck ON mattresses with springs even, but either way just fuck them. £899.99p for a bed? Pull the other one...





What kind of bed do you sleep in?

Post pictures of it here, and then we can all talk about beds and crack a few funnies maybe.

 

I just sleep in an regular old ordinary Queen sized bed, the awesome part though is my girlfriend that I get to snuggle up to every night, lol.

 

I will masturbate to that thought later.

 

Lol, ok have fun.

 

my bed :mickey:

 

I never wank in a bed with freshly clean sheets, unless it's a hotel in which case you have no choice. Nope, not even going to "skert ma hole" if it gets itchy. Farts will be released outside the covers for three nights also.

 

:smilielol5:

 

I have a queen size bed, but it's mostly just a queen size mattress and box springs on the floor. I'm short and a bed frame would make getting into bed super difficult. I have purple sheets and am too cheap to buy a new set. I think I will wash them today, though. Thank you for the inspiration.

 

I'm such a fucking snob when it comes to beds...it's about the only thing I'll make a fuss about. I need two soft, plumped pillows, clean sheets, decent mattress etc, as well as making sure the duvet is straight without any horrible bumps. Camping with me is a barrel of fun.

 

I sleep on a futon(sp) i envy every single one of you

 

My boyfriend chooses to sleep on the futon. He likes it better.

 

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Its a little dark but thats mine LOL

 

Well at least thanks for posting a PHOATY of your bed. I wasn't looking for stories about your bed! No i'm just kidding stories are also fine, especially sex ones *fap fap*

 

Just moved house so this is only a VERY temporary setup, but here it is. hah.

 

Nice set up. Squatty and floory matressy.

thank you for sharing you sleeping Q's with us. I hope you attain lot's of sleep and sex there.

 

i feel sorry for u
i have a huge bed, love it. (and i never go camping)

edit : i dont think i have a pic of it, sorry

 

my camera is broken. i would post a pic otherwise.

my bed is just a mattress on box springs on the floor.. i took the lil stand out from under it and threw it away. i like the feeling of being on the ground. it ain't as good for fucking on though.

 

I live in my camper. On the road most of the time. Live where I where I want. Move on when I feel like it. I make rings to sell to stores. Pays the bills.

 

Dear people sleeping on futons,

Stop it! It's a little known fact that 'futon' is Japanese for broken back!
Your body will thank you 10 years from now.
Trust me on this one.

Yours spinally,
MSH

 

Mike, your place needs a clean!