I had no concept how bad it hurt when you got cum in someone's eyes till recently (I've had a lot of sex). I don't know how it never happened and never came up in conversation. I painted the entirety of this girls face after a few hours of fucking (takes me a very long time to cum). She started screaming about how much it hurt. She turns to run to the bathroom, trips over her cat, and reaches for her bednight stand to get her balance, but totally misses. Now she's got a bloody nose, there's cum all over her face, and all she wants to do is see if the cat is alright. She's squinting super hard looking ridiculous and wandering around her house calling for her damn cat. I was dying laughing. Unfortunately, that was a deal breaker for her.
I've liked Kate Micucci (Oats) since seeing them on the Leno show. She's cute and funny. MrFoodie: "Unfortunately, that was a deal breaker for her." You think?
One night at a swingers club my wife Marie rushes off the crowded dance floor and immediately sits down next to me. She is red and breathing very hard. I ask what’s wrong. She put my hands on her legs and told me that her legs are still shaking. So I ask again. “What happen”. Marie point to an older man, walking away from us, and says “That man just made me squirt on the dance floor”. Wait?what? When we’re at a swingers club my wife Marie and her hot friends like to make a spectacle of certain guys. The girls will surround the guy and dirty dance around him. This one night they found an older nerdy looking guy to be their next victim. The dance floor was crowded as the girls took turns dancing and teasing him. The girls didn’t mind the old guy groping their T&A’s because it was all in fun. Marie was the last hot girl to dance with him. When she got close to him the old man wrapped an arm around her waist as they dirty dance together. At first he had his hands on her ass but then he quickly put his fingers on her uncovered pussy. She thought he would get a quick feel and move his hands somewhere else. The old man slipped his fingers into Marie as he held her close to him with his other arm. Marie said the old man knew what he was doing cause his fingers quickly hit her spot. She said within a few seconds the guy started thrusting his fingers in and out of her and she felt herself about to cum. She thought about pushing him away but she didn’t want her friends to notice what he was doing to her. Marie said she came so hard that the old man held her up to keep her from falling. Marie said he made her squirt. Something she rarely do. She was embarrassed and quickly left the dance floor after she got her wits together. She nervously laughed as she talked about someone might slip on the dance floor. We never did see the old guy again but for the rest of the night Marie would look for the him whenever she would go on the dance floor. None of her friends saw what happen to her either. So that made her feel better. So it was funny as hell when the DJ turned on the lights and made a comment asking people not to bring their drinks onto the dance floor. Someone quickly came out and mopped up the liquid on the dance floor. Marie face was red as hell and I tried my best to hold in my laugh. My wife thought she would tease an old nerdy looking guy and he turned the tables on her.
holy shit that is a great story and you have a wonderful woman, hang on to her my friend. You must be a hell of a guy yourself.
I had met this girl on a dating site an after a couple of week of chat she wanted to meet at a bar. The bar had small one person at a time restrooms. I went to the restroom an when I opened the door she was there an pushed me back in an locked the door an started undoing my pants I told her that wasn't a good place. She said she wanted to give me a blow job. Well she had one to many drinks an she kneels down an start blowing me next thing I know she falls over hits her head on the toilet. She knocked out cold an bleeding I opened the door an said call 911 with my pants down an her on the floor.spent the rest of the night at the hospital.I never went out gain.
Me and my wife Marie got invited to a swinger house party. As soon as s we walked into the house we saw a big buff white dude roughly fucking one of Marie’s friend in the middle of the living room. Afterwards Marie made fun of her friend. Marie mimicked the way she looked and sound when the big guy. She teased her friends husband about it too. Later on the same guy roughly fucked another of friend of hers. He had her bent over as he fucked her in the same place he fucked her other friend. Afterwards Marie made fun of her other friend too. She laughed at how loud her friend screamed when she was with the big guy. As we were saying our goodbyes the big guy walked out the shower. He surprised Marie by picking her up. He was naked as he held Marie close to him with one arm around her waist. Marie, as usual, didn’t wear panties under her mini dress. So wrapped her legs around his waist to avoid his big cock that was a few inches below her uncovered bottom. They flirted and dance for a few minutes. Then, to everybody surprise, the big guy took Marie into the bedroom. Me and Marie friends peeked into the room to see the big guy fucking her harder than he fucked her friends. He fucked her in the same position he fucked her friends. Marie head was bobbing around as she screamed her head off. They also got to see Marie have one of her body convulsing orgasms. After a few minutes we left the room. When Marie finally emerged from a the bedroom her hair and makeup was a mess. Both of her friends got payback. They mimicked her head bobbled and her loud screaming. They told Marie that they were ready to call 911 when her body started shaking. Marie laughed along with her friends. She shot everybody the rod and went into the bathroom to wash off. We all had a good laugh at my crazy ass wife.
