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Caponata

Peel and dice an eggplant- toss with salt. Put in a colander and drain for at less 30 mins.- Heat up heavy skillet and add 1/4 cup olive oil, small onion (chopped) and stick of celery (chopped). Add eggplant and saute. Add 3 chopped tomatoes, 3 minched anchovies, pinch of sugar, 1/4 cup wine vinegar and spoonful of capers. can add olives and red pepper flakes. simmer 10 mins.- cool, store overnight in glass container.

serve with good crust italian bread.

 

Total Happiness

A bottle of Jack's Old No. 7
Two joints
and of course Me

Just mix 'em all together and there you go (an extra female is optional)

 

hahaha

 

I can't cook.

 

was that a sarcastic laugh or just a laugh

 

a bit of both.

 

Bagel:

1. go to local grocery store
2. pick out favorite brand of bagel
3. go back home
4. take out your favorite topping for bagel eating: cream cheese, butter, PB, jelly, ect...and prepare to put on bagel
5. put bagel in toaster until toasted to your liking
6. take out bagel
7. place topping on bagel
8. eat the bagel
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tomorrow's recipe will be the fine art of making a ham and cheese sandwich on wheat bread.

 

well then I'm a bit offended

 

ah, dont be.

and fitzy...that was funny.

 

thanks, but tomorrows ham and cheese should be funnier...atleast i hope so

 

How bout my favorite food, Coke and Rum
1. Get a big glass and fill about a 1/5 with ice
2. Fill the glass with Coke
3. Get a bottle of 151
Drink both and enjoy

 

*waiting for ham and cheese*

 

Ham and Cheese:

1. Go to local grocery store to pick up favorite bread (I prefer 100% wheat), your favorite type of sliced ham and sliced cheese and pick up a bottle of Ranch dressing
2. Go home
3. Get bread, ham, cheese, ranch dressing out , and butter, also a spoon and knife would be useful.
4. Take one slice of bread, and with a spoon full of Ranch dressing, apply the dressing to the bread.
5. Take a piece of cheese and put on piece of bread.
6. Take another piece of bread and put a piece oc cheese on it.
7. Now take a good amount of ham and put the ham in-between the pieces of cheese.
8. Close the two bread pieces together.
9. Start up the stove with a iron pan and put the flame on low heat
10. Take a little bit of butter and slightly coat the outside of the bread on both sides.
11. Now put the sandwich in the pan and let it slightly toast on both sides.
12. Once to slightly toast, shut flame off, take sandwich out and put on plate.
13. Commence eating.

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Tomorrow's recipe will be a surprise!

 

alright I don't know how to cook but if you get like the premade cookie dough and set your oven on convection bake instead of regular than they look like you made them from scratch-it fools people every time

 

haha thank you fitzy! (and lynsey)

now im hungry!

 

Since alcohol keeps showing up, how about this?

Homemade barbeque sauce and weiniers

Mix together
1 cup whiskey
1 cup catsup or ketchup (I don't care)
1 cup brown sugar

Simmer for 2 hours.
Add one package of Lil Smokies and simmer for 2 more hours

YUMMY! Good for a party. People just yum them down!

 

make me...

 

Heres one...
You get noodles, any noodles like spaghetti noodles but those round thick ones and you cook those up, and then you add cold salsa.. Its really good, trust me..

 

wow...shroom you are the gourmet I see

 

Salsa?