Possible Sex or Definite Weed

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by redyelruc, Aug 11, 2009.

  1. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    So, here's the lowdown:

    Day off tomorrow.
    Haven't had sex in a couple of months.
    Haven't smoked weed in about 5 months.
    I like both.

    90% chance of rain tonight.

    20km motorcycle ride for possible sex
    OR
    75km motorcycle ride for definite weed.


    You have 3 hours to help me decide.
     
  2. bird_migration

    bird_migration ~

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    Aren't you in Thailand?
    Isn't it 100% sure sex all the time?
    And weed too?
    Without a motorcycle ride?
     
  3. Tisha Mc

    Tisha Mc Banned

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    Is it no strings attached sex?
     
  4. Greengirl

    Greengirl Senior Member

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    sex is better than weed, but that`s just me.
     
  5. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    How certain are you that the sex will be with a real woman?
     
  6. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    100%sex: Only if you don't mind paying...and I do.
    Weed is pretty hard to come by here in the sticks, but tbh, I don't often look for it.

    Possibly.:rolleyes:
     
  7. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    Sex is a million fucking times better than weed.:D
     
  8. deleted

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    maybe he dont like ladyboys.. :rolleyes:
     
  9. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    Is it me, or is it weird that a man would consider turning down possible sex in order to to smoke weed?
     
  10. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    Well, the possibility of sex will still be there tomorrow.

    The long night of spliffs and laughs with my good buddy won't come around again for a long time as we both work.
     
  11. Tisha Mc

    Tisha Mc Banned

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    Yeah, I think you should totally try for the sex.
     
  12. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    I knew I shoulda posted this in the Stoners lounge.:rolleyes:
     
  13. Tisha Mc

    Tisha Mc Banned

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    I'm a stoner virgin and I'm telling you to go for the sex.
     
  14. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    If the sex is still possible tomorrow, and the weed is not, I would go smoke a fucking joint.
     
  15. BeanTwnJnky

    BeanTwnJnky Member

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    I have weed lets smoke n' drink and after when you wake up from the roofie you will no longer have that title. Yes I am saying this cause I love ladyboys. :p
     
  16. naedhippie

    naedhippie Banned

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    it's not just you.This shouldn't even be a question.

    Shame red.
     
  17. bird_migration

    bird_migration ~

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    I find it pretty awesome of Redye to even consider this. It means he is totally confident with his sexuality without feeling the need to prove it to an online community.
     
  18. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    But the question isn't about sexuality nor is it about appearances. It is about having sex.

    I think that my best high was probably never as good as my worst sex.
     
  19. bird_migration

    bird_migration ~

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    You must not have had a lot of sex then. Poor thing.
     
  20. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    Maybe I haven't smoked a lot of pot?
     
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