Positive Affirmation Thread

I'm not an oaf!

I'm not an oaf!

I'm not an oaf!

 

It doesn't work like that dipshit

You should say

I'm a guy

I'm a guy

I'm a guy

 

I'm not a dipshit

I'm not a dipshit

I'm not a dipshit

 

I'm an angel

I'm an angel

I'm an angel

 

I mean

I'm not a guy

Wait!

I'm a woman

I'm a woman

I'm a woman

 

and i'm a small furry green thing from alpha centauri.

(p.s.; its not what "are", its what you DO,
and most especially refrain yourself from doing
when it would otherwise make a pain in the ass for someone else)

 

Are you positive,,,

 

Well, I have noticed for years that the only people who don't like me are complete assholes.

 

I can dance
I CAN dance

I CAN DANCE!!

 

I've already won

I've already won

I've already won

 

I can dance too.

 

I'm a mean go getter

 

It's mine

It's mine

It's mine

 

You know this thread will vanish.lol

 

Ok, when I was young I didn't have no sense

Now I do

Now I do

Now I do

 

I like cherries and whipped cream on vanilla icer ceam with bannana Alice's placed in the whipped cream with no nuts but with a soda on the side

 

I'm happy

I'm happy

I'm happy

 

I wonder what would happen if I flew to the moon with my battery operated helium balloon

 

What happens when helium balloons and bird beaks clash?