Porta John

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Gyro Gearloose, Jul 7, 2013.

  1. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

    Hello,

    I was invited to a BBQ recently. The host had rented a porta john, which was lots of fun. Especially when it got dark outside and the illumination in the porta john failed ;). Being an engineer I usually have a flashlight with me, which helped a lot not to grab the wrong end of the stick. Others had not ;).

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    Regards
    Gyro
     
  2. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

    Imagine taking a shit in it after it was used 2 days long by other people. In the dark with no light and afterwarths you discover the toiletpaper was gone too :D
     
  3. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment

    ^^^ Been there/done that...
     
  4. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

    Hello,

    could be worse, couldn't it. Imaging you realise after a while that you are not alone in that dark box ;).

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  5. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment

    That and the splashback when you take a dump... :puke:
     
  6. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

    Hello,

    :eek:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XNDM4eAn1U"]Poop Splash Elimination - Smarter Every Day 22 - YouTube

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  7. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter



    How could you think of having sex in a porta john? Gross.
     
  8. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

    What kind of things do you use your flashlight for??
     
  9. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

    Hello,

    you get aroused by sitting in a porta john with a bunch of weasels next to you :eek:?

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  10. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter


    Weasels....What is that? A term for people who like to have sex in a dark porta potty?
     
  11. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

    Hello,

    well, I can't say much about the situation in The Netherlands. But flashlights, as they sold here, usually have a small switch on their side. If you toggle that switch something magically happend: it gets bright immediately in your cosy porta john. And if you have a good one, you can open beer bottles with it or fight the weasels.

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  12. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

  13. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

    You know, you can just download apps

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  14. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

    Hello,

    hehehe, that gets you going, don't it. I guess you have a new HF crush now ;).

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  15. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

    Hello,

    what is that strange thing? Isn't that a bit too cumbersome for a flashlight?

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  16. IamnotaMan

    IamnotaMan I am Thor. On sabba-tickle. Still available via us

    Looking at that picture, it makes me wonder why Dr Who didn't choose a portaloo (as they're called in England), rather than a 1960s cop phone box.
    It would blend into the surrounds much more inconspicuously.

    However, I'm not sure if he'd manage to pull any younger girls to go into it with him. They'd be saying "fuck off you creep, I don't care if you know magic. I'm not going ANYWHERE with some bum who lives in a toilet..." :D
     
  17. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

    I don't know. The point is - you can download an app!
     
  18. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    But then, the porta potty sex wouldn't be anonymous! What's the fun of knowing who the "weasel" is? Right Gyro?
     
  19. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

  20. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

    Hello,

    what's an app?

    Regards
    Gyro
     

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