Porta John

Hello,

I was invited to a BBQ recently. The host had rented a porta john, which was lots of fun. Especially when it got dark outside and the illumination in the porta john failed . Being an engineer I usually have a flashlight with me, which helped a lot not to grab the wrong end of the stick. Others had not .



Regards
Gyro

 

Imagine taking a shit in it after it was used 2 days long by other people. In the dark with no light and afterwarths you discover the toiletpaper was gone too

 

^^^ Been there/done that...

 

Hello,

could be worse, couldn't it. Imaging you realise after a while that you are not alone in that dark box .

Regards
Gyro

 

That and the splashback when you take a dump... uke:

 

Hello,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XNDM4eAn1U"]Poop Splash Elimination - Smarter Every Day 22 - YouTube

Regards
Gyro

 

How could you think of having sex in a porta john? Gross.

 

What kind of things do you use your flashlight for??

 

Hello,

you get aroused by sitting in a porta john with a bunch of weasels next to you ?

Regards
Gyro

 

Weasels....What is that? A term for people who like to have sex in a dark porta potty?

 

Hello,

well, I can't say much about the situation in The Netherlands. But flashlights, as they sold here, usually have a small switch on their side. If you toggle that switch something magically happend: it gets bright immediately in your cosy porta john. And if you have a good one, you can open beer bottles with it or fight the weasels.

Regards
Gyro

 

You know, you can just download apps

 

Hello,

hehehe, that gets you going, don't it. I guess you have a new HF crush now .

Regards
Gyro

 

Hello,

what is that strange thing? Isn't that a bit too cumbersome for a flashlight?

Regards
Gyro

 

Looking at that picture, it makes me wonder why Dr Who didn't choose a portaloo (as they're called in England), rather than a 1960s cop phone box.
It would blend into the surrounds much more inconspicuously.

However, I'm not sure if he'd manage to pull any younger girls to go into it with him. They'd be saying "fuck off you creep, I don't care if you know magic. I'm not going ANYWHERE with some bum who lives in a toilet..."

 

I don't know. The point is - you can download an app!

 

But then, the porta potty sex wouldn't be anonymous! What's the fun of knowing who the "weasel" is? Right Gyro?

 

Hello,

His older brother:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/foddokross/4984413298/

Regards
Gyro

 

Hello,

what's an app?

Regards
Gyro