porn with fake dicks and cum

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by pizzicatofive, May 11, 2008.

  1. pizzicatofive

    pizzicatofive Member

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    ok so whats the deal with this? does anyone else know what im talking about? you damn well should, because this kind of porn is EVERYWHERE.

    usually it's like this...

    there's some black dude that whips out this obviously fake-as-shit looking shlong, no less than 14" long and usually more, really veiny, all that stuff. and this white chick is gasping like omg its huge. and so she proceeds to either fuck, suck, or fuck and suck this fake ass plastic tool while the black dude (it's gotta black at least 98% of the time i swear) holds it with both hands and acts like its real.

    and THEN!!!!! the dude "cums" and its no less than like 2 gallons of fake-ass looking jizzum, like drenched over this girls face, and she does the same gasp thing that she did like when she saw the dick at first. and it can't be more obvious it's fake. but seriously, it is like two gallons of the stuff.

    why do people watch this stuff? its soooo unnatural and nasty. it might be interesting to see if there actually were men with pieces that large that could blast out that much goo, but is there that much of a market for this sort of thing that they have to film stuff like this?

    well, its better than cup girls or something.
     
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  2. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

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    the fake stuff annoys me. if i wanted to watch dildo sex id be looking up that. i realize most movies use at least some fake cum but at least they make it realistic in quantity, not like the ones youre talkinga bout
     
  3. pizzicatofive

    pizzicatofive Member

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    seriously? most movies use fake cum?

    i find that so weird.

    and i feel...betrayed.
     
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  4. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

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    as far as im aware... not all, but guys have to fuck a lot and spend a few hours on set, if they have a few cumscenes then the quantity gets smaller and smaller the more often they cum, so some fake stuff to supplement/make it seem like a largish quantity. again, not every porno, but a decen tnumber (as far as i know, i could easily be wrong)
     
  5. Shale

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    I've seen porn where the guy barely oozes out a little come on his dick. I actually attributed it to second or third takes - sometimes in the same movie where he shot off more previously.

    I like the reality of it better than the fake image of half a gallon of wet cornstarch and lube being thrown all over.
     
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  6. Stevie2Wonder

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    they will do whatever they have to to sell videos, but I do agree, it is totally rediculous, but to go with that there is a lot really bad porn out there especially with all of these free sites where tons and tons of garbage is uploaded, I usually spend a few minutes finding a couple of good videos to watch and then enjoy them.
     
  7. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Oh, you mean that "Freaks of Cock" shit? Lame, but funny.
     
  8. crankyelbow

    crankyelbow Makes Music

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    All in good fun, as long as everyone is enjoying themselves who cares...

    Why someone would enjoy not having sex enough to make an entire site about it... I have no idea... but I've seen a clip or 2 and they are so ridiculous they are actually funny, nothing compelling my $ per month though :)
     
  9. ahimsa

    ahimsa Senior Member

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    yeah, that shit is funny but not appealing.

    I think it might have something to do with having to pay your porn stars less. If the girl only fucks a dildo and gets covered in fake spooge, they probably get paid less. Just a theory.
     
  10. Alonso376

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    Probably right but why don't they use the first cum shot at the end? I'd love to come huge amount. But when it's saved for a week and then want to try it with my wife i practically cum straight away.
     
  11. Alonso376

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    Not our type of porn. I personally try to find so called home made ones with sexy but not porn star attractive women and always prefer white men with dicks similar to mine. But i have seen some black guys in porn not all that big as made out. Id love to have a 9 inch length and 7 inch girth but never had a complaint with 7 inch length curved up, 5.75 inch girth. Imagine being 12 or 13 inch long, you'd be frustrated most fucks cos you can't fully thrust in deep.
     
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    Actually did a fake huge cum video for an ex once. She loved it but i could never produce it with her there
     
  13. agromova391

    agromova391 Newbie

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    And I don't know who cares.
     
  14. iamjustme

    iamjustme Wishful thinker HipForums Supporter

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    I saw a couple like this. Yeah I don't get it either.
    Maybe it would be funny if they made "comedy porn videos" and uses these things.
     
  15. Boshcak

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    Yeah those ard stupid and irritating, -most- of the time. Have seen them before.

    Where it is not irriating and actually extremely hot (for me) is the genre of lesbians using strapless dildoes, eg. Where one woman embeds the strapless dildo's "anchor side" in her vagina and then uses the "cock side" of the strapless dildo to thrust into her partner's vagina with it and effectively making love to her "as-if" she had a penis.

    For some reason this is different for me from a strap-on, and incredibly hot to watch.

    So -that- kind of fake cock can be hot, but not the false supposed cum volcano kind of crap.
     

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