Popcorn Fire Hair... What?

And I'm all for you with long hair. Don't shave your head.

 

i'll try not to. haha.

its tempting sometimes...

 

dude put your head on in the microwave for 10 seconds... its supposed to make ye trip... and im serious when i say that.

 

gawd damn my microwave! why do i keep buying microwaveable pizza when it just fucks it up =/

at least its stil pretty tasty and not THAT burnt

 

What if you could put your head in the microwave? () I'm guessing there would be a lot of microwave-related deaths each year. People are stupid.

 

euu its quite easy, you just block the little trigger for the door and you stick your head in it at HIGH. ive never done it and never will, but its something that a few people do around here. (montreal)

 

Yeah, that sounds highly dangerous. And stupid, of course...

 

lmao yea. just being near microwaves isnt good for you. imagine sticking your head with your brains inside one lol!

 

Wtf

But how can you start the microwave if the door isn't closed

 

wouldnt that give you radiation or whatever its called?

i dont think i'd even do that if i was drunk

 

"Supposedly" you can just hold the tab in or something, but I would think it would be more idiot-proof than that.

 

Oh ..
I won't try anyways

 

Yeah, I don't recommend trying it.

 

I don't know if my hair could get on fire in a microwave

 

I heard that the REAL way to trip is to put your penis in the microwave. You'll be tripping in no time.

 

Mmm i don't want my puccino to melt ...
So i won't do that

What a nice microwave conversation

 

Puccino? What? What did you just say?

 

It's a ''ghetto'' slang word people around Granby use to talk about a phallus

 

Awesome.

 

You guys have actual slang for that?



Wow.


Why in the heck do you people talk about phalluses(phalli?), so much as to where you develop slang for it? What the hell.