Popcorn Fire Hair... What?

My microwave sucks ass. Well, it's not MY microwave. I'm renting it from this lousy apartment place. I should have known better. I busted out some popcorn I got two months ago, tossed that thing in the microwave, and noticed that there was a special "sense" button for popcorn. Knowing that the microwave is a cheap piece of shit, I should have thought twice before pressing a button that is supposed to do something complicated. Obviously, the microwave burnt the popcorn... and it smelled some kind of nasty. And smoke rose and billowed from the tiny, charred bag. And now, when my hair falls in front of my face, I smell that rotten, burnt popcorn. Shampoo and soap has rarely been so needed.

That is all.

 

hmmm, indeed. the microwave that came with my apartment is also very crappy. whenever i cook stuff like pizza, usually half of it comes out waaaay to cooked, or hardly cooked at all, so i get some parts taht are hot as fuck, and some that are cold...not a good mix

 

that sounds like an awful situation.

i hate burnt popcorn.

 

At least your hair didnt somehow catch on fire.. I can tell you from experience that it smells pretty bad also. Even just the shitty feeling you get when you smell it, knowing your hair caught fire. hahaah

 

Paul, have you tried the conventional oven? It works much better for stuff like pizza. Give it a shot.

Mishie Mushie, tell me about it. I know you must feel terribly sorry for me.

 

eeeeeh, that's why you listen to it
if you have more than 3 seconds between pops, it's time to take it out of the microwave

 

lets just say, it could have been a lot worse.

 

the oven works well man, but i buy microwaveable pizza sometime, cause im impatient for cooking pizza sometimes

 

When I worked at a resturant, my job was to make all the mixan style stuff. Well, I wasn't working this one night, but one of the microwaves actually caught a burrito on fire! Damn, I wish I could have seen that! Turns out, it was working at twice the power...

I have accidentally put metal in microwaves before... But that is very unorigional... Who HASN'T done that?

 

what would you be doing right now if instead your appt burned down?

 

cooking marshmellows

 

naked, because as he was trying to escape his clothes caught fire and fell off

somehow he made it out without any injuries and a bag of marshmallows.

 

well ya know, the first thing you do when you abandon a burning house is to take the marshmellows with ya. its common sense

 

Normally, yes, that's what you would do... but the special "sense" button is just too tempting. But never again. :$

 

Yes... if my apartment had burned down... well, that would have sucked, but it's just an apartment, not my "home." Most of the stuff here isn't even mine, and hell, I'd have my marshmallows after all. :H

 

a naked boy roasting marshmallows over a burning apartment.. sounds... interesting.



well. see now if you cut your hair, you wont smell it.

 

All I had to do was wash it. :H It seems as though you really want me to cut it.

 

i am coming off that way, arent i? i'm actually all for long hair.

 

You had better be. :$

 

yes, sir.









i'm all for derek with long hair too..