Popcorn Fire Hair... What?

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by Lucifer Sam, Jun 15, 2006.

  1. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

    My microwave sucks ass. Well, it's not MY microwave. I'm renting it from this lousy apartment place. I should have known better. I busted out some popcorn I got two months ago, tossed that thing in the microwave, and noticed that there was a special "sense" button for popcorn. Knowing that the microwave is a cheap piece of shit, I should have thought twice before pressing a button that is supposed to do something complicated. Obviously, the microwave burnt the popcorn... and it smelled some kind of nasty. And smoke rose and billowed from the tiny, charred bag. And now, when my hair falls in front of my face, I smell that rotten, burnt popcorn. Shampoo and soap has rarely been so needed.

    That is all.
     
  2. rhasta.penguin

    rhasta.penguin No more hippy...ugh

    hmmm, indeed. the microwave that came with my apartment is also very crappy. whenever i cook stuff like pizza, usually half of it comes out waaaay to cooked, or hardly cooked at all, so i get some parts taht are hot as fuck, and some that are cold...not a good mix
     
  3. mushie18

    mushie18 Intergalactic

    that sounds like an awful situation.

    i hate burnt popcorn.
     
  4. WhisperingWoods

    WhisperingWoods too far gone

    At least your hair didnt somehow catch on fire.. I can tell you from experience that it smells pretty bad also. Even just the shitty feeling you get when you smell it, knowing your hair caught fire. hahaah
     
  5. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

    Paul, have you tried the conventional oven? It works much better for stuff like pizza. Give it a shot. :D

    Mishie Mushie, tell me about it. :eek: I know you must feel terribly sorry for me. :rolleyes:
     
  6. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

    eeeeeh, that's why you listen to it
    if you have more than 3 seconds between pops, it's time to take it out of the microwave
     
  7. mushie18

    mushie18 Intergalactic

    lets just say, it could have been a lot worse. ;)
     
  8. rhasta.penguin

    rhasta.penguin No more hippy...ugh

    the oven works well man, but i buy microwaveable pizza sometime, cause im impatient for cooking pizza sometimes :p
     
  9. rayne_lyric

    rayne_lyric Member

    When I worked at a resturant, my job was to make all the mixan style stuff. Well, I wasn't working this one night, but one of the microwaves actually caught a burrito on fire! Damn, I wish I could have seen that! Turns out, it was working at twice the power...

    I have accidentally put metal in microwaves before... But that is very unorigional... Who HASN'T done that?
     
  10. Politics are awesome

    Politics are awesome Politics suck

    what would you be doing right now if instead your appt burned down? :eek:
     
  11. rhasta.penguin

    rhasta.penguin No more hippy...ugh

    cooking marshmellows
     
  12. Politics are awesome

    Politics are awesome Politics suck

    naked, because as he was trying to escape his clothes caught fire and fell off :D

    somehow he made it out without any injuries and a bag of marshmallows.
     
  13. rhasta.penguin

    rhasta.penguin No more hippy...ugh

    well ya know, the first thing you do when you abandon a burning house is to take the marshmellows with ya. its common sense :rolleyes: :D
     
  14. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

    Normally, yes, that's what you would do... but the special "sense" button is just too tempting. :D But never again. :$
     
  15. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

    Yes... if my apartment had burned down... well, that would have sucked, but it's just an apartment, not my "home." :D Most of the stuff here isn't even mine, and hell, I'd have my marshmallows after all. :H
     
  16. wildflowereyes

    wildflowereyes Senior Member

    a naked boy roasting marshmallows over a burning apartment.. sounds... interesting.



    well. see now if you cut your hair, you wont smell it. :p
     
  17. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

    All I had to do was wash it. :H It seems as though you really want me to cut it. :eek:
     
  18. wildflowereyes

    wildflowereyes Senior Member

    i am coming off that way, arent i? i'm actually all for long hair.
     
  19. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

    You had better be. :$
     
  20. wildflowereyes

    wildflowereyes Senior Member

    yes, sir.









    i'm all for derek with long hair too.. :)
     

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