Poll: Do you ever include cigars in your sex?

Do not worry, I will only take a cigar and leave the dagger where it belongs, in it's schede. (Dubbelzinnige grap eheheh).

 

hahahahahahaha!
*cries from laughing*

damn...lol

 

Jaja lieve lovelightlisa, in het Nederlands komen m'n grappen nog beter aan.

Maar goed, back ontopic. So I was taking a cigar out of your vagina and then you wanted to tell me something.

 

oh yeah that's where we were, well,
i'll get the dagger my self and throw it around like crazy whilst you lick the cigar and try to throw the cigar in my *cough* pulchritudinous beard
and than lets have a little dance shall we?

 

A little dance.
A matingdance or what are you referring to?

 

the SEXY NUDE CIGARSWINGER beardboppin LAMBADA ofcourse!!!
which results in cigar-a-licious sex :H

 

Count me in. No wait, count me double in!

 

so it's a threesome? nice!

 

You, me and a cigar called Frits.

 

frits that sexy thing i love him, but...what are we gonna do if we smoked him?

 

Then we fuck.

 

..................................................................finally!!!!


lets never have anything to do with cigars ever again and just start fucking

 

Good idea, I dislike cigars anyway, unless they are used for smoking and/or sexual orientated games.

 

exactly!

cigars are pretty useless, you cant even make coffee with em.

 

We can make coffee together. You provide the coffee and I provide the cream.

 

*just made coffee*

 

One cream cumming up!

 

go!

 

aaahhhhhhhh that's so nice and creamy and mm mm mmmmm!


(btw, like my new sig? )