Pocket Goddesses and Italian women...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by mynameiskc, Jun 7, 2006.

  1. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    sheesh. last weekend we went camping at the sand dunes in southern colorado with teeny tiny skinny beautiful women and two italian women. i've never felt like such a gallumphing oaf in my entire life. HA! it was awful. looking around at all the scenery and thinking the sand dunes had NUTHIN' on my camp crew. jeez. and i think dave was the biggest man there, too. i was the mama. had my babies in arm, wearing skirts because fat chicks shouldn't wear shorts. hehehe. ever feel that way? like a big ol' village idiot in the temple of a goddess?
     
  2. Next time feel free to invite me.
     
  3. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    heh. i'm serious, it was totally over the top. one was a jogger in tiny red running shorts and sweaty white tank top. one was a precious little redhead with tiny freckles. one was a bona fide alabama blonde with big blue eyes and kick ass attitude. and the two italian women. hell, with an italian accent and mannerisms, they don't even have to look good to be sexy, but they do. and you know what? they're all super cool. WTF?
     

  4. Oh man, you should write porn-stories. I am getting hot already and the climax has not even started yet.
     
  5. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    yeah, and i spent the entire time with three children. sick.
     
  6. If it is a porn story it is a bit unusual indeed.
     
  7. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    well, at least dave got to enjoy himself. i suppose if i seperate myself and my children from the story, it was a good time indeed. who knows what happened after i took myself off to bed?
     
  8. Dave probably got a blowjob from one or two of the Italian girls. They really suck at that!
     
  9. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    likely so. at the very least he fantasized about it. he's had a crotch-crippling crush on one of them for 3 years now.
     
  10. I can imagine that, Italian women in general are very sexy. And they cheat a lot, so be carefull, KC.
     
  11. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    hell, it's only cheating if he gets her pregnant.
     
  12. I wish my girlfriend was like you. She thinks having sex with another girl is already cheating.
    I will show her this thread if that is okay with you.
     
  13. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    hehe. you do that. after a certain period of time, well, it just doesn't matter. unless it's violating the sanctity of my family security, i don't care. getting someone pregnant removes time, money and attention from my daughters. i'm not okay with that.
     
  14. And besides, sex is just that, sex. I mean WTF really, why do people make such a big deal about it.
     
  15. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    well, i come from a long line of "cheaters." mainly i think the problem was them picking women who were blatantly disrespectful to the women in their lives. i'm too scary to treat with disrespect. sex is sex, it's not everything. dave and i are best friends and buddies. besides that, i can't blame him. i'm breastfeeding and covered in children 24/7. not to mention i'm not in the best condition of my life. hell, my eye would wander, too. but he doesn't wanna spoil a good thing and he agrees with me that women are essentially evil. so he's cautious. and he travels a LOT. if i was the sort to be bothered about it, i'd go crazy.
     
  16. You are truly an amazing person, no sarcasm intended. I wish half the world would consist of KC's and the other half of Sunshine Bands and it would be a much better place to live in.
     
  17. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    and we could do a little dance, make a little noise, get down tonight.

    good judgement comes from experience. experience comes from bad judgement.
     
  18. Not necessarily, but I get your point.
     
  19. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    well, stupid's stupid, but smart people can learn. and an inflated ego never really did anyone any good.
     

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