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  1. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Anyone tried it? It's a real freak show.

    It's quite entertaining. Try it sometime if you're bored. It made an otherwise boring night at work go by a lot faster.

    Plenty of fish odor is more like it. lol
     
  2. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    ive never been...what exactly happens there?
     
  3. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

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    It's an online dating app, like a free, dirty version of match.com and the like. I banged a Native American chick I met on there, went pretty well but the girl showed too many signs of crazy. Which is fun for a temperary deal.

    I think OKCupid is a bit classier. The people don't SEEM as dirty (for the most part).
     
  4. GBBlondie

    GBBlondie Banned

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    I see you at least throttled the sexism in your original post.
     
  5. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    The women around here must all be a bunch of prudes, because almost every profile reads something like "if you're looking for a piece of ass, I ain't that girl"... blah blah blah. And from what I am seeing, that is just fine with me.

    Seems like most of the better looking women my age have multiple kids and high demands. It's like, shit, what the fuck are you on an online dating site for then???
     
  6. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Yeah... lol

    I am just a terrible pig. But then again, I am a guy, so I am already guilty by default according to society. Oh well.
     
  7. GBBlondie

    GBBlondie Banned

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    I spoke too soon, it would appear.
     
  8. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Yeah, I get it.
     
  9. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

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    Yeah, they say that because there are countless imature boys sending them perverted messages asking them if they wanna fuck before they even exchange names. It's a way for them to weed out the dousche bags. I'm pretty sure that Native chick I mentioned had something of the sort in her profile, but yet we fucked the first time we met. She was only wanting casual sex but lied on her profile to keep the creepers away.
     
  10. intongues

    intongues The Wizard

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    you're just mad you caught no fish
     
  11. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

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    You have absolutely no idea what kind of shit a chick on those sites has to do to keep the creepers at bay. This isn't about one creepy guy that sends a message. It's more like hundreds a day, kind of thing if the chick is even remotely attractive.

    You can bitch about women with kids and shit but it ain't the woman's fault that you're just starting to date at 30. Own it, bro. What you're looking for, most of us went through a decade earlier. 30+ are gonna be looking for something more. (Yes, not always, plenty of women that age still looking for a fuck, but comparatively not as much as the younger ones.)

    You go fishing for cod in a lake full of trout, you're gonna catch trout.
     
  12. GBBlondie

    GBBlondie Banned

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    Indeed.
     
  13. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    ive checked it out and theres just ugly girls on it near me
     
  14. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    Rat if anyone gives you any shit on that site hit em with the navy seals copy pasta itll teach em a lesson. Or hit em with the "youre a 3/10 at best" copy pasta. Let me know if you need em, they deliver the lulz
     
  15. Mike Suicide

    Mike Suicide Sweet and Tender Hooligan

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    I know some guy that used that site to get laid, the girls were nothing special however.

    Myself I've actually met some really special girls online, but I've never used a dating site.
     
  16. Mike Suicide

    Mike Suicide Sweet and Tender Hooligan

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    That's the problem. Stop dating women your own age.
     
  17. Meliai

    Meliai Members

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    My sister tried online dating a few years ago because she was tired of meeting men in bars. I don't think she ever dated anyone because one of the first guys she spoke to on the phone was from plenty of fish and he turned out to be a creeper. He had a weird panty hose fetish and he told her he was dtf but he could never be serious about her because she didn't wear pantyhose.

    The reason so many women with kids are on sites like that is because where else are you going to meet a man when you're a single mom? I doubt their social lives are that great.
     
  18. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    I used to (probably still do, actually) have a profile at gothicmatch.com. In retrospect, I'm really REALLY glad that I never hooked up with anyone on there. I think if I had really gotten with a guy who considered himself "goth", I probably would have killed him by the end of it. lol

    Never been on plentyoffish, though. I think gothicmatch is the only dating sort of website I really ever was part of. I met my future husband at high school graduation. There's loads of those coming up in the next couple of months, maybe you should try there. ;) :p
     
  19. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    lol

    Who said I just started to date? Yeah, for many years I didn't really date, but I didn't just start dating.

    Besides, I am not just looking to get fucked, though I will admit that is definitely part of it. Unfortunately, most of these women don't seem have have much as far as substantive interests/personalities.
     
  20. Frieden

    Frieden Senior Member

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    And what is it you do again? If I recall correctly, you're security at an old folks home? Are you in the makes less than $30,000 group? Maybe that's why you're not getting responses from the cream of the crop.
     
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