pleez b nice 2 me cuz im hurt izi

hi im burd-mgermzon n i wan u 2 lok add mine pik wel i hop u lik me n i hop u r nice 2 mi cuz sumtims ppl hurt mi but i dun car tey r not nic anywy so i hop u lik my pik n if u wan 2 b frenz wif mi u kan sent me a masag n i haf mns 2 so u can ad mi wel tatz it i gess if u haf ne kestons fel free 2 aks bye

 

What was that movie with Cher in it where the kid had the messed up face but he was really cool and then he died? You look like him. I used to love that movie! It makes me cry. It's the only time I've ever thought Laura Dern to be even remotely attractive...


I still think you're beautiful.

 

lololol!!!!!!11 i dun lok liek a movistar but tanx anway ure kool n i tink we sud b frenz bye

 

haha....you're so great.

 

ong!!!!1!!! i tink ur gr8 2 so do u wan 2 b frenz cuz i tink ur gr8 2 so let mi no k tanx bye

 

Stop it! I'm going to pee on myself.

 

doood ur ugle n stopid but itz okai cuz ur ssooo stoopied itz funy!!!!!111 LAMO!!

 

lmafo ur werd so dun piz on ureslef cuz tat wud b kool 2 lol so asl

 

sut up n0b cuz ur ulgir n ure mom 2 so sut up cuz ur stupder 2 n i rul teh wrold lol u suk

 

I Still Want You In Bed With Me

 

omgomgomgomg taht iz teh koolst ting sum1 sad 2 me n i wan u in bat 2 so we kan do sumting eheheh im not guna tel any1 but its kool hehe lol bye

 

BIRD STOP WRITING LIKE THAT OR YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED IN THIS EXCLUSIVE BED OF MINE

 

Damn dude. You look like your face befriended a brick wall

 

it was called mask

 

Well my first thoughts were, "Man, you look seriously deformed" but after reading that you are sensitive, I will adjust my comment to say:

You can distort your face all you want, but you are still hot.

 

I'm not gonna ass kiss cause I'm pretty sure I don't like you.

And you're ugly.

peace
cortnee

 

haha! That's the funniest shit I've seen on here in a while. You still look cute though!

 

i dont find that funny.

 

omg y r u makn funn uv mi mom??/ shez ded im cryn now y r u so mene?????// i wana dy now y r u so mene????

 

lol tanx ppl esept 4 teh ppl taht r mene 2 me but teh ppl taht r meen sux0rz demself so i dun care lol but teh otr ppl r kool im sory abot ure mom d00d i dint meen taht so im sory so we can stil b frenz k lol bye