A friend of mine did coke today and she might be getting drug tested TOMORROW MORNING. What can she do to pass???? Leave any suggestions no matter how crazy, the girl is drinking bleach for cryin out loud....
Drinking bleach will definetely not help. If she goes for the test she is more than likely fucked. Best advice would be to have the postponed somehow. Pretend to be sick maybe?
5 minutes after i posted that last night, her probation officer randomly showed up at her house.. she had drank a cap full of bleach, and she put a little visine in the cup, one of those must have done something because she passed... man is she lucky! she was lookin at 20 years.
i highly doubt that the notice for the drug test woulda come the night before the morning of the test? if that was the case, then darn yeh shes a dumbass for drinking a chemical packaged and sold to kill all life it can penetrate. if its not the case, then shes even stupider for taking coke the day before her parole checkup\!
yeah well her PO didnt drug test her when she thought he was going to, so she thought she was safe and after a really upsetting argument with this guy she did the coke, which she admits was retaaded of her to do, and then no less than 5 minutes later her PO calls and says he may come by to drug test her, and about i dont know 40 minutes later he showed up.. she only drank a cap full of bleach so it really wasnt that much, and she was very desperate to pass, and yeah she did not drink the visine she just put it in the cup before peeing.. and she passed... i'm thinking maybe it just didn't enter her system completely yet? somebody told me it enters immediately, and somebody else said it takes up to 12 hours for it to show up on a test.. w/e i dont have a PO or a coke addiction so im not too worried... i'm just very glad she's not going to jail
she drank beach she drank bleach she drank bleach when will people learn to, um, maybe NOT drink bleach?
didn't read anythink at all - just saw respond quickly - gadzooks methinks my balls are like huge melons!
Next time she should drink more bleach...like, a whole gallon; maybe while she's at it she can add a couple quarts of Drain-O. Works like a charm.
wow, that's ironic as hell. people ingest deadly chemicals to hide the ingestion of chemicals that aren't deadly because the government supposedly wants them to be "healthy", although they really don't give a damn about health, and will put you in jail for putting whateveritis in your own body... when you can do way more damage with something you can buy at a grocery store... haha i love this world. it's so stupid. anyway, i'm glad your friend isn't in jail or dead. i'm sorry whoever it was was being an asshole to her.
Alot of piss tests work using artifically created antibodies that react and coagulate with drugs if they are present. The visine that she put in the cup beforehand would probably have killed these antibodies, resulting in a false negative. The bleach didn't do anything. And the coke (although ingested only forty minutes earlier) was definately present in her system(otherwise she couldn't have felt it)... unless it wasn't coke.
