Please? psychic..

Would someone please do a reading on me? I will pay you in loving kindness. i can beg, too....please, please, please. Help. thanks. I am female and what else do you need to know about me to get a good reading?:computer:

 

Why do you need one?

 

You are trying to hard to find your soulmate. It will not happen if you search in earnest, but when you least expect it.

 

No, it's not about the soul mate. ^^ lol..maybe that silly cat is my soul mate.^^

I need one for advice about what gives with me. please?

 

hello from iowAH!!

 

hello are you in there? knock knock. come out come out. i'm here, and waiting for you. :lurk5:

 

oh, darn, i get you were just saying hi from one iowan to another. ok. cool. HI. but, i am still waiting for the head psychic of this forum. kind of like the head hancho.

 

<puts on psychic thinking scarf with little dangly, copper and brass discs> ok. i predict there is going to be no one coming to this thread to do a reading for me.

 

i-o-wuh or wah ? so say wah long and loud . yer
mouth is the wide open prairie . yep , i see a circle
of birds in there .




? Please won't you , quick as you can , go get a
wah choo fortune cookie ... and
then ?
let us know the message you receive ?

 

will chocolate chip do?
I have no idea, really, wah choo talking about.


p.s. does such a fortune cookie really exist.

or, were you more or less saying what i think you were saying to me.

 

www.dailymotion.com/video/xwlifz_david-bowie-where

 

The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down. Ponder that one

 

^^^^ Oprah looks pretty psychic.

 

Huh? lol She kind of does... but my quote is from a 'making fun of psychic' song lol so maybe i'm in the wrong.

 

I know Rick Ward was doing some readings http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?t=458351&f=49 he also did some past life reads , http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?t=449347&f=49 but I think he has stopped . There may be others hear doing psychic reads . I know Erin Pavlina does reads , she is not a member of this forum , but was on http://www.stevepavlina.com/forums/ before it close a year ago . I think Erin charges $200-300 for a read , so its not cheep , but I think she will give free advice if you contact her . http://www.erinpavlina.com/ You can also use methods of self hypnosis to get info for your self . desert rat

 

p.s. You might check out L.O.A. /creative visualization , you form the general immage of the kind of person you want in your mind , not a specific person . Tall skinny , short fat , out door type , computer geek ect.
p.p.s. A lady using a slightly different method , cast a love spell on this guy that she did not really know , he raped her , so as the saying goes be carefull of what you wish for .

 

i speak of space . wah! does fetching a fortune cookie require
a spaceship ? if i was going to get one ... well , the closest
fortune cookie to me is 17 miles north and west of the old home
farm and then it comes in whole box of 'em for two dollars . such
a box is 13"x7"x2.3" .

 

Is it possible to do psychic readings over the internet? I would think it had to be face to face.

 

<scratches head> lol..where did Oprah go?? no, you're not wrong.

 

oh, wait...THERE she is. Oprah is playing mind games with my mind.