Please help me escape jailtime :)

Hey all,
I am going to be flying to nyc soon, and nyc is on orange (high terror) alert. ive posted a message like this before, but im really flippin out now as the time is approaching.

How and what would be the best way to bring some bud on a plane with u? My friends told me in a peanut butter jar or something in ur bag, cuz dogs cant smell through peanut butter. to me it seems odd that dogs wouldnt be able to smell throught peanut butter, so i think he's full of shit, lol. but either way, i need a surefire way to do it. what are the chances of getting strip searched at an airport anyway? i was thinkin about taping it to my crotch, but i dont want it to get found if i get searched or somethin, and i dont want some dog biting my nuts.

Also, i was wondering if they use different dogs for different things? Or do they just have dogs that are trained to sniff out all explosives and all drugs?

thanks guys

 

Don't do it. I welcome it when people get busted for such blatent attempts.

 

ummm...how about--just don't do it? They have bud in nyc too ya know and whatever the price dif is I'm sure it's still cheaper than a lawyer.

 

Hmm whatever it is that you put it in, put it in a food item that is somthing a diabetic would eat. If asked why you have it say youre diabetic and take it everywhere with you. I remember reading a post where someone put some in a pad. Like a maxi pad. The most surefire thing is to stick it in a condom and swollow it. Other things might arouse suspicion and theyll search them. Who knows.

 

you wouldn't catch me flying with herb at all these days. I have flown 3 times in the last six months and every single time I get a little card in my checked bags saying security went through them. the peanut butter trick does work. I used to send herb through the mail ALL the time using this method and never had a problem. however, putting that in your luggage, if they search it, my guess is they'll open the jar.

good luck - i would suggest trying your luck with street dealers there. grams of good bud are very expensive in NYC, but, beats getting arrested.

 

dont fucking do it,

just buy buds in nyc..im sure they are prevelant

 

On second thought, I think you should do it. Let us know how it went here at the forums. If we don't hear from you then I guess we have reason to celebrate.

 

ive never bought pot from a street dealer. i wouldnt know where to go, or what to do if i even could. i just buy bud from my friends. plus, im not gonna be staying within city limits, my aunt lives like an hour outside of the city

 

we warn you because we care but, more importantly, we do it so if you get busted we can laugh at you without feeling bad.

 

I'm glad me and Ape are on the same page.

 

use turkey basting bags and get a sealer and seal that shit up. dogs cant smell through turkey basting bags!

 

I just flew in & out of NYC and saw no dogs...I would keep it on my person rather than in any luggage somehow.



My friend bought an eigth of really good weed for 50 bucks in Brooklyn...of course he lives there and knows the guy, but still....

you could always try avenue A on the east side of Manhattan.

 

I just travelled from NY to Florida and back. There weren't dogs, but they choose at random who they are going to search. It doesn't matter whether you are looking shady or whatever. They pick names, and when you get to the area with the bags, they find those names and have them seperated and put on a different line (THE BAD PEOPLE LINE). Hee, so I was one of the lucky ones. They went threough all my stuff and did the whole metal deal. Everything is put through x-ray detectors. I asked them how far they are allowed to take their searches. Yupp.. they can do a body cavity. Yikey doodles.. Would you even be willing to chance that possiblity? Is it really that worth it? If you anwered yes to either of those questions, you need to sit and reevaluate your priorities..

MY ADVICE:::: DO NOT CHANCE IT.. IT'S NOT LOOKING GOOD..

 

Oh no, don't do this.. Yikes. The air pressure due to altitude can lead to some serious damage.. EXPANSION IN HIGH ALTITUDE... Leads to a big POP! (not poop.., POP!)

 

Tape it to your inner thigh.


It's no big deal on domestic flights.

 

Isnt this how alot of people smuggle drugs though? Ive read/seen it done in dogs in cargo shipping too. What are the actual chances of it popping?

 

my guy friend always leave the weed in their regular sandwich bag, then bag that bag in a ziplock and then saran wrap for comfort and then tape it to their nuts... (freshly shaved of course) lol

 

the condoms sometimes break, but not because of air pressure. This is the most common technique used by heroin smugglers.


but it's silly for a little bag of weed.

 

hey guys

im having the same problem write now, becuase im in amsterdam. but honestly after all the stories ive heard smuggling on planes or on trains is extremely hard in the states and in europe now. ive heard of people hiding it in shamppooo, deodarant sticks, litterally taking a big chunk out of soap pakin ght ebud in there and then melting it back in. and they still get caught. i agree with everyone else, either ship it there, or dont even think of bringing it. a couple joints in your pocket might be okay, as you could ditch them if nessecary.
theo

 

In your pocket? How are you suppose to ditch them when you get padded down? if you dont get sniffed by a dog, roll the weed up in plastic baggie in a cylinder type of shape and tape it around your penis. Hurts to get it off but if you get padded down it feels like its your penis. Worked for me, i didnt get padded down but i padded myself down