Please come to my Yard Sale....

everything will be 50% off after 4 pm tomorrow....

 

HaHaHaHa....

 

and don't forget to bring a friend....

 

I'll have to unload the station wagon first

 

Omfg....lmao

 

there will be so many good deals..... I'm selling a like-new sex swing for only 40 bucks.....

 

thats a fuckin steal, brother! i got 80 for mine!!

 

I paid 4 blowjobs, 2 ribjobs, and 3 nights of hardcore bondage for mine when it was new....

 

speaking of bondage, how much you gettin' for electrical tape??

 

I have balls of used stuff for a quarter....

 

nice

 

Used sex toys....a bit like selling used toilet paper.....it'll just never be clean enough....

 

I've steralized them all in my ez-bake oven....

 

The confirmation mail reached me by mistake but the replacement 100-watt bulb for the oven has been sent.

 

oh, so thats why it didn't seem like it worked....

 

you tried to sterilize them? but, that takes all the fun out of buying used sex toys

 

i only thought of the childrens safety

 

Is that code for you're running around half naked.

 

Probably...

and "erector set" is code for a strap-on.

 

of course its a code....I'll get in trouble if I just come out and say that