Planking... liek WTF?

The latest internet craze to go viral. Lie on your stomach and assume a plank-like position, take a photo and post it on facebook.

Is this the dumbest fucking thing to ever happen in the history of mankind, or what?

I don't get it.

Wanking? I get that. Spanking, thanking, cranking, splanking... even banking. I GET all of those things. But planking, no I don't understand.

*does not compute*

Anyway, someone died "planking" on a balcony. The stupid FUCK. Should have just had a wank instead.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13389207

 

I have not heard of this craze. But it sounds stupid to me...almost as stupid as the duck face

 

Duck face?

 

duck face!!!!!!!!

 

That's me doing the duck face.

I'll try to get a shot of me "planking" later...since it sounds so friggen awesome!


NOT!

 

Can't see it.

Can you do your cock sucking face as well?

 

hmm...cock sucking face...

I'll have to get one of those

I do have a sideways duck face tho...hope this one works...

 

I should never have quit hard drugs...things made more sense then.

 

Malia, you and I can never be accused of planking, for we are too short to span our bodies across anything. lol

 

You could pretend to be two short planks..

 

This year May 25th has been designated annual planking day


Hotwater

 

I think it would work if we combined midget forces to create one normal sized plank hahaha

 

from the bbc article "Unfortunately he has tragically fallen to his death."

i wouldn't say tragically - i'd say that's pretty awesome

 

yeah its a pretty heroic way to die.

"How did he die?"
"Planking"
"Wow, that guy musta been AWESOME!"

 

I'm going to Plank off one of the world Trade centers in New Yor... Oh yeah nevermind

Too soon?

 

You can span across my plank of wood...

 

Planking with a hard on, now theres a challenge

 

Planking ON a hardon sounds even more challenging..kinda like a spinning top

 

I think that's called fucking.