Planes, Trains and Autos

What means of transportation have you had one form of sex in or another? I am actively trying to get as many as I can!

Automobiles
Ambulance
Commercial Jet/airline
Private Jet
Military C-130 transport
Helicopter
Commercial Passenger Ship
Luxury Yacht
Sailboat
Rowboat
Passenger Train
Military vehicles: BvS10 and CV90
Snow tracked vehicle
Snowmobile
Toboggan

On wish list:
Commercial Truck/ Lorry
Submarine
Presidential Limousine (America)
American Pick Up Truck
Bus
Subway
Hot Air Balloon
Spacecraft

 

Ambition! I like it. So far I only have automobile, cruise ship and American pick up truck.
I need to work on that list.

 

Bob, that's exactly the same trio that my wife and I can claim to have done. We've fucked in our cars, our pick-up (and our SUV) countless times, and have also fucked on each dive ship that we've lived aboard when we've gone SCUBA diving in the Caribbean.

 

Jenna, was the C-130 airborne at the time, or just parked on the apron? (Either one counts, IMHO.) As for your wish list, most should be achievable (although the submarine may be a real challange), but I think you should resign yourself to the likelihood that the presidential limo and/or the spacecraft will most likely remain in the realm of wishing thinking. (OTOH, given our current new head of state, I suspect that he'd happily fuck you in "The Beast".)

 

Let's see ....
The Obvious was an Automobile, but American Pickup Truck (Ford Courier, and Chevy S-10), Vans (Ford and Chevy Vans), Airplane (Commercial Airliner), A Commercial pleasure Boat (Harbor Cruise ship) Commercial Commuter Train (both LA MetroLink, Amtrak, and CalTrain) and a Surplus US Army DUKW Amphibious Transport Vehicle.

 

C-130 was on the ground at the time…I have to take that back, I did give a blow job once on the way to the Arctic…mainly just cargo, so convenient.

haha on the Limo…well maybe Elon Musk would take me to Space?

 

I forgot about vans…that was a real American tradition at one time…correct?

 

Yes, unfortunately they've kind of gone out of style. Some of the bigger auto makers still sell what's known as a "mini-van", but it's just not the same as Scooby-Doo's "Mystery Machine"!

 

Well, Musk has been married and divorced three times. He sounds like the kind of guy who'd be seriously attracted to a gorgeous young woman whose number one goal is to be fucked hard all the time. I'd say your chances are good!

 

Yes ... In the 70's an 80's Van Conversions were the thing to have. Custom Conversion were colloquially known as "Shag Wagons," They were gaudy, carpeted, had beds, stereos, mini bars. Realistically, a place to have sex on Saturday night without needing to go to a motel

 

Um... so you're saying that the thing to have in the 70s was a van that wouldn't be available for another DECADE? How does that work, exactly?

 

What gave you that impression?
Chevy has been making Vans since ht 60's ... The Customization fad began in the 70's I'm not sure why you think I said anythign about vans that weren't available for a decade.

 

I got that impression because you called it a 70s van with an *80s* van conversion. Specifically, you said "In the 70's". Or were you talking about a very, very used van?

 

Ok, I see the Typo now, it should have read 70's AND 80's

 

Who cares how old…I would like to be on my back in one. It looks so “groovy”. I did a little googling and found a saying…”if this van’s rocking, don’t come knocking”…Do any of you identify with that?

 

I didn't have a Van, I had a pickup Truck I used to pickup hitchhikers in. My bumper stick read "Gas, Grass or Ass, No one rides for Free," And I did get my share of Ass in the back of that truck.
There was actually a song that came out in 1973 about a guy who picked up a girl hitchhiking and had sex with her in the back of his van.

 

I got a blowjob once in an enclosed ski lift. Spur of the moment and I didn't know her that well but we had been out drinking the night before and decided to have breakfast at the restaurant on top of the mountain. She looked at me as we got underway and wondered out loud if anyone could see her if she sucked my cock. We hadn't had sex the night before and I was kind of hoping we had so I was very excited. The car had windows halfway up so theoretically, when she was kneeling and sucking, she couldn't be seen. What we forgot was that as we went up, others were coming down and from their angle, everything could be seen. So when the next car passed up there were a bunch of people laughing and giving a thumbs up. She didn't finish and I was hoping that maybe I'd get one on the way down but the car had others in it. I finally got a nice, drunken one late that night and a wonderful morning suck when the sun just started to come up. Me licking her...she sitting on my face and leaning over to swallow me. I kind of wish she would have kept going on the way up the mountain. I remember getting real hard in her mouth when I saw people watching.

 

And why didn’t I think of a ski lift? There are lots of gondolas and trams in Europe and at times of the day can be quite quiet. Some are long rides too, so would have time for a real fuck…maybe even a threesome!

 

Fucket list...errr...bucket list!

 

Conversions are still a thing though for different reasons. Some like to live off-grid and do so in vans that they've converted pretty much into a campervan/motorhome. I'm in the middle of designing one for myself which I could live in. Proper bed, shower & wc, oven, hob,fridge, microwave, sitting area and air-conditioning. 6m long 2.4m wide. (19ft8 x 7ft8). Mercedes Sprinter xxxlwb

There'll be no rockin' coz stabilising Jack's will be fitted but hopefully some ladies will enjoy some good sex. There'll also be decking on the roof