Pipe questions...

1. I need a PIPE no bongs or anything else like that *for now*
2. I need information on how to purchase one, because i am only 14
3. I would like recommendations as to the type of pipe (Material, Size, Shape, Collapsible, etc...)
4. Im still at my parents house, so something that i can clean (to prevent it from reeking up my whole room) and again, small to start out with
5. Where to buy it, or rather where the adult i convince to buy it for me can buy it (i was thinking www.evryonedoseit.com)
6. The average price of the type of things listed below.


** What i mean by for now is that i made up a list of things i would like to purchase. It is fully prioratised of course.

1. WEED!!! Shrooms, Acid, Salvia
2. A small collapsible pipe, something that looks like something else, like a soapstone mushroom that unscrews or something along those lines. Something that if my parents find, they wont really be able to tell it is a pipe, due to it looking like something else, or just being in a strange shape.
3. A smallish wood or soapstone pipe. not anything incredible.
4. A small-medium glass pipe. Im not sure if the correct term is a "Hammer" pipe or not, but it does sort of resemble a hammer, and would be made of glass.
5. A trippy sherlock Holmes style pipe (glass) this would be a bit bigger
6. A very very small 1-4 hose hookah. ( i also would like pricing on the hookah its self, and the accessories, and where to get a tiny one)

i hope to complete my paraphernalia collection bye the new year, using the 40$ i have now, and the money im gonna get for my bday (dec 11) and xmas

 

ok if you are 14 try focusing on getting a glass bowl. if you can get it online that would be the way to go. if you cant get it online you need to hit up a head shop with someone 18. i started toking last year and got a nice thick glass bowl. it is the best way to start off.

i think you are getting too far ahead of yourself with all the other stuff. i will tell you now you are not ready for shrooms, acid or salvia. you'll prob have a bad experience with all three if you dont understand how powerful these substances can be. i read about psychedelics everyday and im still waiting till i feel im mentally ready.

but by all means there is no need to listen to me, if you feel youre ready to partake in these substances go ahead. i started smoking when i was 14 last year, so i thought i would give my two cents.

 

I have been reading up on them as well, and i do appreciate the power they have. i am fairly confident tho that if i start with doing more weed, then go to shrooms, then on to acid, and then salvia i will be fine. i think the most important thing tho is your mindset about theese psycadelics. i think if you are happy and content with your life, and go into it fearlessly, you ill do fine, but if you are depressed, and scared, they will fuck you up. so thats why idk when i am going to start, because i am really depressed and insecure and shit ritght now. i will pry start if i can ever get a girlfriend, or even some decent guy friends =P ah well, thanks for the input.

P.S. i am so far into this stoner sub culture, im pretty sure its what i want for the rest of my life

 

ok.. you're 14.. focus on buying something cheap and metal.. it wont break when you drop it or one of your friends drop it(no being pissed at your friend) and its cheap so if your parents find it.. you can go buy another

 

http://usaless.stores.yahoo.net/mupike.html

1.25 or you can get 12 for $15.. 12 pipes.. i mean key chains for $15 bucks..

 

Those are actually the ones i was looking at =)

There is also a beige soapstone one that is similar, but the cap is larger, and it comes in a nice box =)

One more thing, regarding your previous comment, i do want just a small sheapish one to start with, but then i will try to move up, and get more serious, bc theres nothing like a good ol glass spoon

 

or... check this
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=sr_gallery_15&listing_id=14497532

 

i suggest getting a 15$ glass pipe. possibly a little 5$ metal one for travelling about.

seriously tho, you are overthinking this. at 16, i walked into a mac's and got myself a 5$ pipe no problems.

 

Like klondike said its ussually no big deal... Im 16 and i go into headshops all the time and buy dif stuff, bongs blunt wraps papes all sorts of things.. I would like others have said start with a metal pipe.. its small and reliable and you dont need to take that good care of it

 

I suggest to do whatever you want. I was an idiot and went at it like a fat kid on cake. My first time I was drunk like shit on absinthe and convinced my uncle to come in the tent and do some salvia then I do some. So like a jackass he took a big hit not even thinking about how much he put in the bat. Then I did the same and passed out and woke up still tripping and spinning in 5 directions. But that's salvia... just don't do salvia 20x as your first psychadelic... lol. I was 15 and that was earlier this spring and since then I've done salvia 6 times I think.

As for pipes.... I don't even have my own yet... I just mooch off of everyone else.

 

be creative, make a little pipe, when I was 14 I had this little wooden pipe I made that fit perfectly in an altoids tin with a lighter and some herb.

if you cant figure out how, roll a joint.

Why are people so obsessed about buying a buncha crappy import paraphernalia off the internet?

When I was 14 I was eating shrooms and acid, it was the best shit ever back then, nothing like eating too many shroom chocolates and freakin out in 9th grade civics class.

 

1. i did make a pipe actully, but the bowl heats up like a bitch, so i sort of want a glass one now.

2. I do roll plenty of joints, but it is sort of a waste of TCH, and I would rather wait untill i have reliable hookups, not some here and there if you know what i mean.

3. I actully think that im just gonna get my friends sister to drive me to one, and buy me a decent glass peice.

4. Im trying to get my hands on both acid and shrooms, but like i said, i dont know any of the right people, but my friend and i are thinking of maybe growing? (shrooms) i dont know tho, we are talking it over this weekend.

 

I've done salvia, mushrooms and acid and I can say with certainty that they shouldnt be done when you're 14. Except salvia. I'm pretty sure I could have smoked salvia when I was 14 and been alright.. Actually, I did smoke it when I was 14 . It's not a very pleasant substance no matter how old you are.

Just don't try shrooms or acid for a while.

Oh yeah, there's a couple more things you need to buy.

1.Lighters
2.Eyedrops
4.Candy
3.Baked goods
10.More weed.

 

Just want to note on the irony of your depth in "this stoner sub culture" and the fact you "don't know any of the right people."

Fucking idiot

Go smoke a blunt.

 

well, i know all the right things, except people, because everyone i do know is an asshole, but whatever, ill manage

 

Give people weed and maybe they'll like you :]
lots and lots of weed

 

^no...mine!...

lol, jk, im cool with sharing, unlike my jackass friends. i literally have had one of them say that "no, mine!" to me...what an asshole

 

i would recommend a glass bowl. thats what i got and i love it. see if anyone in your school is selling a bowl and talk to them....or go to a headshop with someone 18....i wouldnt pay over 20 dollars for a bowl

 

Just buy one slightly used from a friend....and i work at a headshop and we are really strict about letting no minors in. I would just send someone to buy one for you if your area is as strict as we are. Good luck*

 

lol, go to a convenience store that has pipes, if its run by people that dont entirely speak english that well, and its a guy then you're chances are improved. just pull a "hey mister"

not to be rascist or anything, but thats just how it was for me as a kid