Pineapples for yummy cum?/Cooking with sperm

Is this true?I heard Keith Richards ate lots of them because it makes your cum taste sweet.My girlfriend is interested in the idea of cooking with it but it tastes very bitter she says.

 

According to a health expert:

Those little fellas are a natural outlet for food by products.
It's the same with other bodily fluids - for example, breast milk can take on a spicy flavour after a strong curry.
"Sperm contains a lot of sugar anyway," says Men's Health medical editor Dr Keith Hopcroft.
So munch a packet of lemon sherberts 12 hours before sex and your semen will taste even sweeter.
Cut out the salty snacks and your sperm won't seem like a gobful of the Irish Sea - and you’ll be doing your arteries a favour in the process.
To make it taste sweet, eat food containing healthy sources of sugar, such as raisins and dates.
Steer clear of garlic, strong spices, or fishy flavours.

 

i like cum the way it tastes now, no artifical flavors or colors.

 

Check these links out below, one is for a recipe to make cum, the other is a recipe for a cum smoothie, let me know how it goes and if it tastes any good.

Cum Recipe -
http://www.thelittleladiesroom.com/love-sex/cum-recipe.html

Cum Smoothie -
http://www.thelittleladiesroom.com/love-sex/better-tasting-cum.html