Pillow Humping

I'm a young guy and love banging hell out of my bed, or cushions, or the pillow, especially to horny music when butt naked. Any one else try this? It feels awesome.

 

i like that also but not naked to avoid the cum mess over the pillow

 

When I was about your age, and when i did not have a girlfriend, I would put two pillows together, and put a piece of plastic wrap or laundry plastic in between them, and put my penis inside the plastic and pump away. One time, in the fraternity house, I passed out doing this and woke up later on, stark naked, still lying on the pillows. My roommate said he came in with a date, and they saw me there, passed out and buck naked, in all my glory.

 

I did that when I was like, 4.

Bitches are more fun to hump. You oughta czech it out.

 

Yea....hump your girl's blue jeans and then take 'em off...you're old enough to....

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA....THERES a VISUAL !!!!!!

 

That's embarrassing, Cutted! My mom caught me humping my pillow when I was younger, but I just ignored her and kept humping away....I loved it....

 

when i was at summer camp, all the girls in my tent and i did this thing everynight for two weeks where we made love to our pillows. (we were young and didnt understand it really then, but one of the other girls had seen it on t.v. and we all tried it) i havent done it in awhile tho....thanks for the idea!

 

When i was a kid my next door neighbor used to cut holes in his pillows and go to town. he even named them. then he started molesting his sister and their siberian husky. I know he molested at least one kid in my neighborhood (not me). long story short he's a pizza delivery guy last i checked, and his sister's an IV meth abuser. No one really knows what happened to that other kid though. I heard he got kicked out of military school for movin blow, then flunked out of Auburn. I know it's totally off subject, and i'm not claiming it's a slippery slope from humping a pillow to incest and beastiality. The name of this thread just reminded me of one of the most ridiculous character's i've come across in my short life. It's a bizzarre story i'll probably never tire of sharing.



Bad craziness.

 

Well, I hope not...I spent about half my childhood humping my pillow (or something else) and I'm still normal....:H

 

i hope not too, but keep an eye on it. this leads to that, that leads to this. Bam!

You just woke up naked next to your brother and a dog carcass in a cemetary. no idea how it happened, but the policeman is dangling your jeans on his baton, smoking a cigarette shaking his head in disbelief.


watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow

 

Xiaoyan - this thread reminded me of another embarrassing moment...one summer, at a party at the Dartmouth Outing Club cabin in New Hampshire, we had a major beer party. I remember taking off most of my clothes and climbing into bed with a girl, but then I passed out.

Later that evening, I woke up totally naked in a field outside the DOC cabin. I have no idea how I got there, or what went on from the time I passed out until then. It was interesting trying to find my clothes and bed stark naked in the dark...

 

Yeah I have done that too and still do every now and again when I am not with a girl. I have also dry humped girls when I was asleep.

 

Then there's my wife, who I'm happy to say is a chronic masturbator who fucks her pillow. Even though she has a drawer of her nightstand filled with battery opperated sex toys and department store massagers, nothing gets her off like laying down on her tummy in bed, and humping her pillow. She furiously bucks back and forth with her ass and hips to rub and grind her pussy against the pillow, while the whole bed is noisily creaking and rocking under her, till she makes herself cum. More than once, hearing the sound of sex on our bed comming from our bedroom, I've walked in on my wife fucking her pillow. But no, I'm not jealous of the pillow, because when she's done having sex with it, it's my turn with her!

 

if i had a nickel for everytime some shit like that happened. the funny part is the look on that girls face the morning after you crawled into bed with her at 1 am after she passed out, wake up at 4 am realizing u've pissed yourself along with her and sneak out like a cat burglar before she wakes up. Makes for good hair of the dog conversation with the rest of the gang.


when you can sever yourself from mores, ethics, and social responsibility you're truly free to discover you.

 

Oh, that's hot....

 

damn pillows gettin all the action while i'm involuntarily celebate on a fri night
Ridiculous

 

Oh sure, I used to hump/fuck nearly anything! Variety is the spice of life!

 

I just watched my wife bang the hell out of her body pillow, just before we had sex. We've been married for six years now, and for more years than that, I know she's been humping her pillows. She's one of those kinky masturbators who loves being watched when she gets herself off, so almost every night I get to see her plop down stomach first on the bed with a pillow beneath her, which she bucks back and forth on top of to rub her pussy off. Seeing my wife masturbate like this is hotter beyond words!

 

Hey all,
I used to do this ALOT. When i was like 7-8 i had a teddy that was like 4Ft, taller than i was, and i tore a hole between the legs and put a tube i fixed t fit my dick inside, with a jonny on it, so not to cum in the teddy

lil-pimp