Pick Up Lines

do you use them? have you had them used on you? tell sooty all your stories....

i remember one guy said to me, "hi do you know what polar bears do?..... they break the ice, hi im *insert name*"

pretty lame but gotta give him points for trying.

 

hahahahahahaha that's really funny!!!
if some guy came up to me and said that i'd be laughing so hard...but try not to in his face!!! yeah give him a few points for that...

i've heard: "get your coat, you've pulled" so many times...pretty lame..

"do you have a mirror? cos i can see myself in your knickers tonight" ***aaaaarg*** that's the lamest one ever!

 

the breaking the ice one was kind of cute. some of them are rather lame and offensive.

 

I heard on the radio that they did a study in Japan and came up with the perfect pick up line - supposed to work for both sexes. It's (drum roll):

Let's be together next year laughing.

 

well i never used pick up lines but my ex when we were together he would always say "nice shoes........ wanna fuck?" when he wanted some pussy. LOL i found it very funny cuz I never wore shoes.

 

I've heard many but none I want to use, I need a good pick up line that I won't laugh saying something that is not too cheesy, anyone know any?

 

Fuck me if I'm wrong but have we met before?

 

hehe, I like that one!!!

 

I use them in a jokingly (hey tell everyone about the word i just made) way. If you use one that is easily read as a joke it works.

 

i agree and if that person really wants you they'll take you up on the offer... that's the kind I need

 

I’m no good at opening lines so why don’t we pretend we know each other.

Actually the best way to use chat up lines is with a cheerful smile and a non too serious approach. Some are way bad - the ones I like best. I do it to shock but also, and more importantly to create a response. It's never done me any harm. Generally, and if used the right way they can break the ice and kill formality dead in one swipe. Very occassionally someone takes offence.
Politely I tell them I'm sorry. One liners can be fun but you have to use your common sense.

Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me? I thought you knew...

The next one worked really great in Germany actually..

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job?
No? Ok can I invite you out to dinner?

I'm sure it was because Helga really didn't know the difference between a hamburger and a blowjob.

Best chat up line of my life? Complicated? Witty?

Nope. I was well under the influence of a couple too many drinks and had had my eye on a French girl for most of the night whilst on holiday in Turkey. I just walked right up and said "Fancy a fuck?" The reply was that she grabbed my hand and led me to the beach where we stayed all night. Now that was like a one off - seems so long ago and....sigh....fond memories.

 

I don't use pickup lines, I just go after what I want with a slow, long, hot kiss.

 

heh i've heard "do you do pot noodle?" to work.

 

ahahahahahahaha...thats hilarious!!!!

 

i dont use pick up lines but a guy once said "you have nice legs...what time do they open?"

 

Once, when I was in a club, this guy came to me and started singing that Bryan Adams' song "The only thing that looks good on me is you...". Very cheesy, but also very cute, I think.

 

I like the color of your shirt. It would match well with my bedroom carpet

 

i havent had any pick up lines on me b4 except once, and that was just last wendsday at a consert, and it was nothing big lol i thinkits cus i never go anywhere where they r used lol so i never use them myself either...but id so think they were cute haha and i liked the ice one...and the leg one haha

 

I never had any guys use a "pick up line" on me persay, but there is this one boy who is always saying these really corny one liners to me ...but he means what he says, and the stuff he says is sweet... If a guy I didn't know used a pick up line on me though, I'm the kind of girl who would be turned off by that I like mysterious guys who stare at me but don't say a word, but I can tell what they are thinking by their eyes. That is sexier then being hit on with words.

 

I agree with innocentpoison333... being flirted at with your eyes is waaay sexier. Just be careful not to cross the line into creepy staring.

Also, don't sneak up behind chicks and try to grind with them before they even see your face. So wrong and nasty (it's happened a few times to me, ew ew ew)