Phone sex.

I've decided to have phone sex with the next person, regardless of gender, age, or family connection that calls me.

Hopefully I don't lose a friend over it.

"I'm Ginger. Do you want a lick?" "So What do you wanna do?"

I'll let'cha guys know how it goes.

 

oh my god,i want to see what happens lol.

 

SHUTUP i am so excited for how this turns out hahaha...

 

I predict it will be this guy, wrong number

 

*claps to encourage this project*

I just hope whoever lode's victim is doesn't kill him before he can tell us what happened!

 

Don't use the word "monkey".

You might get shot.

 

what's yo numbah

 

Still waiting. I wish I were more popular at times like these.

 

pleeeeease tell me you have a way to record conversations that happen on your phone. or like, any voice recorder and speakerphone capabilities

 

here is how the convo would go between me and lode

i call this... love muffin

 

this would be quite a gamble for me the only people that ever call here are my girlfriend and my grandma...

 

LOL! I LOOOOOOVE your gay voice! it is too much

 

The Lucky Winner was my high school friend Evan. Unfotunatly, he didn't last but a few seconds.

I'll post most of the conversation.

Phone rang.

Me: Hi, how's it going. (high pitched voice)

Evan: Who's this?

Me: This is candy, How's it going.

Evan: Um, okay, what's up?

Me: So what do you want to do?

Evan: Are you in town?

Me: Mmmm, I can be wherever you want me baby.

Evan: Whatever. I'm comming to Dallas this weekend.

Me: What do you want me to wear?

Evan: I Just got back from 432...

Me: Do you like it rough?

Evan: I'm gonna call you back.

Me: I wanna stick me cock in your ear.

*click*

 

Damn, I should have found a way to record that!

I'm going to find something and do this again.

 

SWEET BABY JESUS my dreams have come true
i mean, um. this is bad though, now im contemplating daring my bf's friend to do it next time hes over. he would too, just because its peculiar and someone told him to

 

that's so funny. I'm glad (and impressed!) to see you are finding such good ways to keep amused.

 

LMFAO!!

:lol: :lol:

 

lol

you're crazy :tongue:

 

oh
my
god






you are so awesome

 

Jerry, you're a funny fucker.

Lode, what with all this sex tal and the thread about men in dresses yesterday, I'm getting real excited at the prospect of meeting you this year cupcake.