phish jokes

Discussion in 'Grateful Dead and Phish' started by Terrapin Flyer, Nov 24, 2005.

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  1. Terrapin Flyer

    Terrapin Flyer Banned

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    Q:how many phish kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb

    A: they dont screw lightbulbs in they screw over family

    Q:whats the difference between dead heads and phish heads?

    A:a deadhead will give you the shirt off his back, a phishhead will charge you $15 for his, no wait make it $10

    Knock Knock
    who's there?
    PHISH
    PHISH who?
    PHUCK PHISH!
     
    Terrapin Flyer, Nov 24, 2005
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  3. Bassist

    Bassist Gate crasher!

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    Deadheads...[​IMG]
     
    Bassist, Nov 24, 2005
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  5. phantastick

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    How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

    12,001. One to change it, 2,000 to record the event and take pictures of it, and 10,000 to follow it around until it burns out.
     
    phantastick, Nov 24, 2005
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  7. Duke of Prunes

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    you guys are gonna need some neosporin for those burns.
     
    Duke of Prunes, Nov 24, 2005
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  9. localhippy

    localhippy Senior Member

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    that was pretty good
     
    localhippy, Nov 25, 2005
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  11. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    what did the Phish-head say when the nitrous wore off?
    THIS BAND SUCKS!
     
    drumminmama, Nov 25, 2005
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  13. SLammon420

    SLammon420 Senior Member

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    i love both bands...but that grateful dead joke was fucking gooood.
     
    SLammon420, Nov 27, 2005
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  15. MistyMountainTop

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    Q.What happened to your phish CD?


    A. It got Trey-did

    Q. Why did Jerry cross the road?

    A. ?
     
    MistyMountainTop, Nov 27, 2005
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  17. timeoutofmind

    timeoutofmind So Many Roads...

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    lololol
     
    timeoutofmind, Nov 27, 2005
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  19. mushie18

    mushie18 Intergalactic

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    so true...
     
    mushie18, Nov 27, 2005
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  21. alice_d_millionaire

    alice_d_millionaire Just Do It©

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    holy shit! that was fucking brilliant! a stroke of genius!
     
    alice_d_millionaire, Nov 30, 2005
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  23. scents&subtlesou

    scents&subtlesou Member

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    why would we do this? this is just horrible.
     
    scents&subtlesou, Nov 30, 2005
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  25. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    because some of us lived through decades of deadhead jokes.
    relax. It's good to laugh at yourself. (my submission was a GD joke first)
     
    drumminmama, Nov 30, 2005
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  27. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    Hey, Time out of mind, Sue sells prints of her stuff.. About $30 for an 8x10 (she pays licensing fees, so it's all good)
    I'm always impresssed with her angles..

    we now return to your regularly scheduled jokes....
     
    drumminmama, Nov 30, 2005
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  29. mimosa

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    why is Trey like tartar sauce?

    neither is good without (ph/f)ish

    (groan)

    (I did not make this one up)
     
    mimosa, Nov 30, 2005
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  31. timeoutofmind

    timeoutofmind So Many Roads...

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    more phish jokes!!!! :) :) :) i love em!
     
    timeoutofmind, Nov 30, 2005
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  33. scents&subtlesou

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    oh, heehe, i wasn't serious....
     
    scents&subtlesou, Nov 30, 2005
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  35. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    but some of the jokes were horrible...no matter what band was in there...
     
    drumminmama, Dec 1, 2005
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  37. phantastick

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    lol wish i had made it up myself but ALAS i did not.
     
    phantastick, Dec 1, 2005
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  39. hailtothekingbaby

    hailtothekingbaby Yowzers!

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    there was like this phish and it was angry because they spelled it wrong and it killed everybody

    And those that died said thanks

    omg i rule
     
    hailtothekingbaby, Dec 1, 2005
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