Pet Peeves

I don't know about you guys, but I have a plethora of things that make me want to punch a giraffe in the neck.

I just had a bunch on my mind and had to get them out.

-wHeN pEoPlE tYpE lYkE tHiS
(WHY?? Why is that necessary?? It take's you more time to continually alternate your letters like that than it would take you to type that whole sentence with one finger. Stop it.)

-when people use the wrong word in their sentences
Ex: "I steal care."
(I saw this one tonight, actually. No joke. I desperately want to ask these people if they've ever been to school a day in their lives. There's no possible way that they don't know the difference between "still" and "steal.")

-when people type lke thsand alow their wrds 2 run togeter nd pretndthey didnt jus make five million mistakes without even bothering to stop for one second and retype what they typed so it looks like english and the whole world doesn't think they're total and complete dumbasses.

I have plenty more, those are just the ones on my mind at the moment.

What are yours?

 

when people bitch about stupid things

 

pwnd

 

I mostly just love the idea of punching a giraffe in the neck. For whatever reason.

 

the media...background checks....phishers and scammers, dealers selling fake shit, white kids trying to be gangta's.....exuceses....spelling errors like i just did....

 

When people don't answer their phones.. why have one if you're not gonna answer it?

 

...oh the irony.

 

i think the last time I used that, I was in high school. lol

 

no no no no no, kung fu chop. seriously.

think about it. wax on wax off my son.

 

When teenagers get defensive when you call them defensive.

 

i don't like the sound of chewing, and loud breathing.

 

It's still funny.

 

my biggest one is being ignored. i also get really irritated at most peoples' use of STFU. because it basically says 'what you have to say has no worth' if i were to use it that is how i would use it. when it is directed at me i feel it is uncalled for, because i think before i speak, and i think even harder before i type. STFU is not a valid comeback against me, and it certainly doesnt further anyone's argument. STFU is suitable for pointing out trolls and profoundly stupid people who think they are right.
people who dont know where food comes from, who think brown eggs are organic, who could never eat something that didnt come in packaging, who dont know ground beef is made of cow, who dont know chickens lay eggs without a rooster, who dont know why potatoes always have dirt on them, who blindly trust that if it comes from the grocery store it is 'safe'.
so many things are so irritating. its a good thing i know when to fight my battles, a lot of people piss me off. thats not even a complete list, just a portion of a themed one! i just cannot abide stupid people, they get on my nerves so fast. i dont mean like brain damage or disability, i mean the willfully ignorant. there is nothing stopping you from learning! gain a brain! i give people a lot of leeway on their beliefs, because i know i am very different, but i dont like being prosthelytized to. i let people know upfront. "look, you are getting nowhere fast. i am comfortable with my beliefs." dont waste your breath, ya know? but stupid people will just keep pushing, and i never feel good after having to justify what i believe to someone who will only think less of me the more i speak. ugh.

now im grumpy. need icecream.

 

post office ques,and them self-service tills in supermarkets,please scan youre first item,place item on the scale,please scan your clubcard,insert cash or press play with card,please wait for assistance,its supposed to be quick!they are shite taking peoples jobs.bloody robots,i dread the day bags of nuts and bolts are walking around the planet uttering shite,probally adverts for some shite or another.imagine a world like i-robot with will smith, jesus kill me now.people will be bone idle,and the only jobs available would be making feckin robots.

 

stfu

 

x2

this thread is full of ghey

 

:iamwithstupid:

 

or the combination of the two

 

someone with a boyfriend or girlfriend that has a strong accent.
like if they were to say "aluminum" for example...

i also don't like when people talk in a condescending way

 

cockblocking