Perspective.

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I was looking at one of my patients and thought I was about her size and then I looked at her chart and saw she weighed 320 pounds. I have days where I think i am great looking (but still think I look like I am 320 pounds) and other days where I think guys are staring at me because I am really funny looking.
It has gotten a bit better since I moved out of San diego, but i still cannot view myself realisticly or objectivley.

 

that's when you're wearing the mullet wig...



really though, yes i think similar things when looking at myself, as i'm sure everyone else does too

 

I look at a mirror and think.... damn, I am average for a chimpansee.

 

yeah, some days i'm awesome, other days i just go back to bed and wait it out.

 

As a vampire, it's really hard to see other people talking about their reflections, when I don't have one at all. Be thankful for your reflection, no matter how hideously obese and misshapen you are. Us vampires envy you.

 

no, i don't think i'm good looking at all

every now and then, for like a couple minutes i do

 

pfft. shut up and take some more pictures, fitz.

 

Depends on the day. My general mood controls my opinion of my own attractiveness. I can see how some people would be attracted to my looks sometimes and also see how some would never be attracted to them.

 

Do you guys think face tattoos will attract more ladies, perhaps I'll tattoo "WHITE POWER" across my forehead. I think that will improve my reflection

 

hahaha
that was quick

 

Unless you tattoo it in reverse, I doubt it will do much for your reflection.

 

you know me. i'm on it like a duck on a junebug.

 

Good how could I have been so thoughtless, reverse it is

 

I sometimes don't look like me and it's really weird O_O

Like yesterday, I looked in the mirror and thought, wtf!?¿!? I don't look like that!!! And then sometimes, I see a picture of myself and get really confused, because I swear I don't look like that

And I've come to the point where I have no idea what I look like.... and it confundles me!

Plus, I swear I change during the day. I look at myself in the morning, and there I am looking like one person, then I see myself later at night, and I'm a different person!!!

I have decided to never trust mirrors and cameras ^_^

 

I wear a different face every day... Friday's face is my favorite because it's the one that looks like a dried out bar of soap...

 

No. I always think that I'm hot shit. I don't see a single reason for why I shouldn't think that I'm the image of God on the face of this world.

 

God is black.

 

you're so cool BSR

 

No. God is obviously Jewish.

God's penis may be black though.