People without their own hobbits

Really don't know what they are missing.

Those little people are good for quite a bit of entertainment.:cheers2:
I won't tell you the best parts. You'll just have to imagine

 

They leave big, hairy, dirty footprints on my berber carpet. And they worship Boogabaah.

Then again, who doesn't?

 

depends on the height difference , right?

 

Gotta love them hobbits man. My hobbit's name is Mildo the Tall

 

I'm just a little concerned for the hobbits, I mean do they have all their shots?

maybe you should take them to the doctor...

I caught a hobbit once and because I didnt' take him for his shots right away he almost died....

true story.

 

can i have one of your hobbits? I'll trade you a dwarf

 

Mildo's not for trade but I think I have a nice young girl hobbit called Skibo if you'd like her. I could use a dwarf to give Mildo a bath

 

If she can cook she's golden, though I'm not sure how Thorus will feel about bathing another male. It would be amusing to watch!

 

Sometimes I feel like a hobbit.

 

We hobbits are not for trade. we will make you some ale that we can trade or grow you some pipe weed Mmmmmmm pipe weed

 

Old Toby is the best pipe weed in the Shire. If we do this deal random you can come watch with me anytime

 

what?

 

absolutely. But if they have the ring of power, they can turn invisible and you never know wheb you are gonna get it:cheers2:

 

Oh no, I hadn't thought of this. What sort of shots do they need?

 

Hobbits are extremely familial so I think bathing another male will not be an issue for Thorus.

Can I come over to watch though?

Ever do any hobbit tossing?

 

What a horrible thread, are we still living in the stone age or something? It's not even legal to have your own hobbits anymore. Well, I guess I'm just pissed cause the hobbit protection service took my hobbits away. Too bad, now I have to make my own cakes and stroll maps..

 

Obviously made me bitter as hell

 

Well perhaps you can get a house elf instead. They aren't seen as having rights just yet, though its been fought...but still, all in all its still legal to enslave them. Just don't give them any of your clothes because then you will set them free.

 

It's commonly known that hobbits are tough to break, especially the bad ones. So make sure you get a good one.

 

Hobbits give me hiccups.