people who snore

Goddamn something about this just makes me have such a strong hatred for the person, especially if i have to share the same room with them. Its 240 am and i got in bed at 11. Not only is it next to impossible to sleep with these dirty greasy snoring fucks, but i would personally rather hear the sound of a dying retarded person getting ass raped. Seriously they should earn a medal for how annoying of a sound they make in their sleep. When theyre awake i just look at em like "fuck you" always.
Thank god im moving in a couple days.
im sorry but if i go out with someone who snores im dumping their ass so fast.
The guy is going snahhhghghgh-wheeeeehhhhhhhh over and over. God, why oh why did you make such an ugly sound possible to hear? Fuck.

 

Shoving a dirty sock in their mouth should solve the problem...

 

*Removes sock* I snore! God made me! ( If I ever get married I want separate rooms anyway.)

 

I used to snore. Now I don't.

People who snore are usually FAT, too. Not always, but often.

 

I sleep next to a snorer. He's thin, though. I just make him roll over.

It's fine once I'm asleep, but it's frustrating when I am trying to get to sleep. After 17 years, I'm used to it.

My dad has terrible sleep apnea, I used to be able to hear him from another floor in the house, but now he has a CPAP machine, so all we hear is silence.

Good luck finding someone who doesn't snore...

 

I'm waiting for an operation because I broke my nose after receiving several punches over the years (im not an asshole, I used to box thats all). My septum is deviated. I spend most of my days sniffling and (apparently) my snoring at night is enough to cause an earthquake. This is increased tenfold when I drink.

You probably wouldn't like me very much.

 

honey?

 

lol

I hear you about the drinking though...it does make it much worse.

 

I snore when I'm congested. I come from a long line of snorers

Needless to say, I've been snoring every night for the last 3 months.

No one snores worse than my dog tho...it drives me insane.

 

People who snore are causing no offense. It is the people who aren't asleep like they are supposed to be that are the problem with snoring. You might snore if you were asleep.

 

Well, if there wasn't anyone snoring next to them they would most likely be asleep like they are supposed to be in the first place.

 

i could not stand to be in the same room as my sons mom for the last year we were together...i used to dial my own phone number and leave her snoring sound track on the answering machine for her to listen to when she woke up

''hey there is a message''

lol...she did not think it was as funny as i thought it was

 

I know but I have an affection for freshie dee and I like to tease him.

 

Ah right, carry on :biggrin:

 

hahaha I think that's hilarious

 

Ya i dont snore at all i have asked people. And that was fuckin funny rolling haha.

 

worse is the jackasses that yawn all day and cant do it quietly

 

Yes, it's annoying and people have been murdered for it. Having said that, I sometimes snore, especially if I drink, or if I'm sick or really tired, or if I'm exposed to wood smoke for any amount of time. When I'm camping, I have to go far away from other people, which means I'm more likely to be eaten by a bear. Also people who snore are likely to die sooner than non-snorers - so take some small comfort in knowing that.

 

it really is a horrible sounds.

nobody has told me that i snore, although i occasionally catch myself making a snore type sound when i'm in that half-asleep state, so i don't really know for sure.

 

I have no clue if I snore. I do, however, talk in my sleep.