I park at the curb in front of my house. When it snows, I clear my spot out so that I can park there. My neighbours are too fucking lazy to do their own spots, so instead they take mine when I'm not home. It's driving me fucking crazy... Why would they park there? They didn't help me shovel it out by hand, it's not in front of their house, yet they don't care. I want to walk across the street right now and pull that prick out of his house and beat his ass so bad he wouldn't be able to fucking drive anymore. It's taking every ounce of my willpower to do nothing about it. They're fucking ignorant and selfish. They don't give a shit because there's nothing I can do about it and they know that.
you should take a dump on the windshield and smear it all over. if you are not comfortable using your own you can use dogshit too. use gloves
So, you shovel the space in front of their house ... you dump all the snow you just shoveled on top of their car ... and you park your car in the newly cleared space.
