Hi sexual friends, I have a problem with my penis. Unerect it is 3.14 inches, but when it erects it loses some of its length. Erect it is 2.87 inches, which means it loses about 0.27 inches when it erects. I know this is abnormal, but how can I make my penis increase instead of decrease when it erects?
Oh. I see....well.....maybe you could try taking an OVERDOSE of it, and see if that works....that's one for the books...a penis that shrinks when erect....now, if Fonzie had that problem, he wouldn't have been getting all that pussy just by snapping his fingers, now would he? And you DO want to be like Fonzie, right? Maybe you should take a poll of how many women think they would be satisfied by a 2.87 inch erect penis-you might be surpised at the answers you get (I won't answer since the poll was my idea).....
Dude, it is not about the size, it is about the technique. And technically I am the perfect lover. Anyway, I prefer you stop making replies that are based on nothing. Do you have an proof that an overdose of Viagra helps me to make my penis grow?
Well, for one thing, I'm not a 'dude', and for another, I don't have proof that an OD of Viagra would work, but you get to be our giunea pig! We'll never know unless we try! Scientific history being made right here on hipforums!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAwow, i needed a good laugh. anyway, back to helping you. i'm thinking your kinda screwed. i don't even see how you could be having this problem. i'd go talk to a doctor about it. i mean, at 2.87...HAHAHAHA. remember bird, "it's not the size of the boat that matters, it's the motion of the ocean, BUT, you can't get to London in a canoe."
What is so funny about it? Dude, I bet I am above average and I also bet that your dick is small too.
hahaha, above average!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. o bird, your too funny. and if my dick was small too, i'd be sympathizing with you, not laughing. i don't need to go into decimals when i measure to make myself feel better. but, like i said, go see a doctor. there could be many factors that make that happen. i don't know how old you are, but you could have, or have had, a hormone deficiency of some kind. or maybe it's just the way it is. but, if your worried about the size, there are measures to fix it. again, talk to a doctor. they'll give you the best info. but, if you still don't beleive me that 2.87 is small, go with charise's idea, and make a poll.
I am not worried about the size of my gun, I am worried about the decrease of size when it is erect. Now please leave this thread mister Littlecock or post something usefull.
Part two is that my foreskin is too long, so all the sperm stays in my foreskin and it starts to smell really bad after a few weeks. What kind of soap do I have to use to clean the inside of my foreskin? It has to be Ph neutral though, otherwise it irritates my penis and burns a layer of upperskin away.
I am not going to pay for this crap piece of advise. And I will certainly not cut my foreskin with an axe. I do not want to get rid my foreskin anyway, because it is part of who I am and what I stand for.
There may be a positive side, for instance since it shrinks when hard, it must be very dense, and I hear that girls love a really dense penis more than a large one
i have given you advice my friend. TALK TO A DOCTOR!!! and i congradulate you on not wanting to chop off the foreskin. that problem can be easily fixed. the foreskin should go down around the entire head of the penis. if that happens, sperm shouldn't stay trapped in there. but, regardless of if it does or not, you want to regularly clean things out down there. you really don't need soap though, or anything like that. when your in the shower just pull the skin back and let water run over it. that will clean it out.
The problem is that my skin is too long to pull it all the way back, otherwise I would just do that and clean it.
hmmmmmm. what exactly do you mean by "the skin is too long"? like, how far away from the actual head of the penis does the skin go? (and you know i was just breaking your balls about your size, all guys do it)
It is about 4.35" longer than my actual penis, depending on the stretch and the state of my penis. Pissing is no problem though, because it is a lot more powerful than my cumming. I am not really shooting my sperm, but it is more like dripping.