penis equation

apparently...
the angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the meat.

but the heat of the meat divided by angle of dangle, will give you the strength of the length.

which is nice,

 

I don't understand... whats the heat and what dangle?

 

well the heat of the meat will have a proportional effect on which angle it is dangling at... the hotter the meat the more obtuse the angle.

 

Something I have always wondered...

What's the plural of penis?

Penises or penii?

 

Don't be shy. Just ask the group next time

 

The plural of Penis = Gay Parade!

 

i reckon its penii

 

The plural of "penis"

the correct plural is "penes". (maybe this should be noted on the page itself).
The correct plural is also "penises", which (being regular) is more memorable. Marnanel 17:16, 6 Jul 2004 (UTC)

 

did you make that up yourself smartie?

 

noooooooooooo... well yes

 

You're rude

 

duh - like we didnt know that already!

 

hey now now.. im not rude.. its an important mathmatical equation for those of us who have dangley meat.

 

that sounds gross

i am soo glad i dont have "dangly meat"

 

yes but you make use of dangling meat so its not all bad

 

Yes, I'd chop it up and put it in a curry

 

eeeeeek.. i was about to put, i wish some1 would make use of my dangley meat... but i dont think i will now

 

how do u pronounce penes?

 

yeah...is pronounced it peens, peenies or penies?

 

sounds a bit like a mountain range to me.. i'm sticking with penii.. unless of course the singular is peni and the plural is penis.. that would make sense.. maybe it started like that but thru evolution of language it has become penis for the singular....
ok maybe not