Forget the general election it's time to make a real decision Which are better ... Penguins or Pandas?
That panda is clearly not jumping! Look at those shifty eyes and menacing grin. There is actually a sniper rifle just out of view in that picture, he sits on his balcony shooting passers by and eating bamboo.
Khomeini bear says that thats cruelty to poor pandas, and that everyone should vote panda to save the life of an innocent bear....
Penguins are great because they're professionally trained slapstick actors, as Larry Penguin and Curly Penguin will so effortlessly demonstrate hither:
Pandas scent mark by doing handstands against trees... That's gotta earn them a vote! Love Sunny xxx bamboo also makes up 99% of their diet and they spend up to 15 hours a day eating. This is one of the reasons why they are so endangered because there isn't enough bamboo to support them what with deforestation and such... It also makes it hard to keep them in zoos because they are such a specialist eater - it would be hard to supply that much bamboo!
i like bamboo too but not sure i could eat it for that many hours in a day. maybe if there was ketchup ...
What else can they eat apart from bamboo? Is it not a weakness for the species to be such specialist eaters, in terms of evolution?
