Penguin Road Kill

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by HippyLove, Apr 25, 2005.

  1. HippyLove

    HippyLove Visitor

    Oh man I was driving this morning and I saw something black and white lying in the road assuming it was a dead skunk. Not at all! When I got closer it was a PENGUIN lying there! I'm sure it was someone's stuffed animal or else that penguin really got lost this weekend. But it was just so funny to see a penguin laying on the side of the road. (Or maybe just to me due to lack of sleep :eek: )
     
  2. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    You should have stopped and picked it up. You could have had boiled penguin for dinner.
     
  3. hiro

    hiro pursue it

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    You live in West Virginia and saw that hmm.
     
  4. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    a penguin? was it mangled? if not, you should have eaten it.
     
  5. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    penguin pudding if it was mangled up..... no need to waste a perfectly good road-killed penguin
     
  6. Mononucleosis

    Mononucleosis Member

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    zoo penguin maybe... if that I think you have entered the twilight zone *hums theme*
     
  7. HippyLove

    HippyLove Visitor

    I had to drive by again later to go see Measa's mom, and there were definatly feathers. We think it might have escaped from the circus that is in town. :eek:
     
  8. TheGanjaKing

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    Zoo penguin isn't as tasty as wild penguin. Its sorta mushy and tastes like dirty diapers.
     
  9. Dustinthewind

    Dustinthewind woopdee fucking doo

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    this reminds me of what my brother saw coming back from San Diego. He is driving down Interstate 5 right thru all that shitty, smelly backed up traffic hit, when he glances to the median and sees a dead monkey......he doesnt say anything (my mom is with him) for about 5 minutes, my mom saw the monkey too, but didnt want to say anything either..finally she asks him, "rich, did you see that in the road" he says "see what?" she says, "you know that thing that was dead in the road, what was it?" he finally mutters "A fucking monkey!" they were quite shocked. so anyways, about two weeks later, i am coming back from san diego from a vball tourny, and my mom shows us where the dead monkey was, so i picked up and called my brother and said, damn rich, theres a damn pink flamingo in the road. Of course that was a lie, but he believed it and called all his friends...

    sorry this is lenghty and you probably had to actually be there to get the humor in all of this. but it was hella funny
     
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