Pencil sharpeners

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by hailtothekingbaby, Jan 12, 2005.

  1. hailtothekingbaby

    hailtothekingbaby Yowzers!

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    You should at all times watch out not to sharpen any body parts of yourself or of others, especially little children, with a pancil sharpener. Pencil sharpeners are for pencils, and humans are NOT pencils. Pencils are made of wood, humans of flesh and skin and sharpening that is PAINFUL. Remember to put all your pencil sharpeners at A SAFE PLACE when out of use to prevent any harm; locked away or out of reach for children and pets. We advise using the special safety gloves when in direct contact with pencil sharpeners.
     
  2. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

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    Damn right! Everybody knows it's much better to sharpen children on a grinder.
     
  3. meishka

    meishka Grease Munky

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    oh sure now you tell me. coulda used that in grade 4
     
  4. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    my dick is still stuck in the pencil sharpener
     

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