Peeing outdoors

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  1. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    There are 5 men living at my house right now and all of them pee in the backyard, against the fence, even if there are other people in the garden, including women. In fact, I don't think any man that has visited or lived at my house has peed in the toilet except when it is really cold outside.

    My question is...is there anybody who doesn't like peeing outside when they get the chance?
     
  2. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    In the summer I pee in my backyard a lot when I am drinking out on the deck. When it's below 70 degrees I prefer to go indoors.

    When I am at my cottage I usually pee outdoors.
     
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  3. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    yes, i love marking my territory outside
     
  4. babyhellfire

    babyhellfire Banned

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    I really hate peeing outside. ..but I don't have a penis .
     
  5. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    Peeing outside is awesome, but I only do it if I'm already outside.

    Peeing in the ocean, now there's a treat.
     
  6. KozmicBlue

    KozmicBlue Senior Member

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    Yeah, same here. I'm sure I'd change my mind though if I did have a penis. I'd probably chase people with it and try to pee on them too. :D
     
  7. telephone

    telephone weird

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    Peeing out side rocks. If yr a girl, you gotta know the right peeing-outside-technique in order to not get pee all over yourself :D I am an expert.
     
  8. NightRose

    NightRose idiosynractic rose

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    The last time I took a piss outside was a few months ago. I was pretty plastered, at this chicks place sleeping in my car the drive way cause her older sister wouldn't let me in the house. So for drunken revenge, I dropped my dacks and pissed in her veggie patch
     
  9. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    I like to piss in the bushes, it makes me feel closer to nature.

    I usually take a leak out the back at night when my parents a sleeping, so as not wake them.
     
  10. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    i pee outside all the time


    now if you really want some fun, try shitting outside

    especially with diarrhea
     
  11. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    Try being caught somewhere in the middle of rural india with a dose of the delhis, and loads on Indian people walking past staring at you. Wouldn't necessary call it fun, but something tells me that would be right up your alley GK.
     
  12. jamaican_youth

    jamaican_youth Senior Member

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    Anyone else naturally gravitate towards a tree when you take a piss outside?
     
  13. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    i'd find that quite erotic that so many people would be watching me squirt liquid and ribbons out my ass
     
  14. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    Trees, bushes, shrubberies.. yep. I wonder why?
     
  15. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    I call my bro-in-law a neandrathal for always peeing outside even when the bathrooms are free. He says he's taking the lizard for some fresh air. lol
    I dont like to pee outside, but I will If I have to without hesitation. Just need a tree to lean against. Another benefit to only wearing skirts. :D
     
  16. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    I never fail to pee all over myself when I try to pee outside. Some of our friends would rather pee off the front porch than use our bathroom, but that's okay with me, because that means if I have to pee, I don't have to wait. Haha.
     
  17. lode

    lode Banned

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    Nothing beats pissing under the stars.
     
  18. Burnt

    Burnt Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    now pissing into the wind, that is just fun.
     
  19. Ocean Bionic

    Ocean Bionic Hero of the People

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    yes!

    its a nice moment to breath with the stars and transcend a bit, with dong in hand.
     
  20. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    FINALLY, somebody who understands the true nature of man.
     
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